I’d probaby cry and find poison to use as food replacement 🙃

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    Probably depends on how wet/sticky the food is. If it’s dry then blow on it, it’s fine. Otherwise it’s probably gross and now I need to clean the rug.

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    Scrape what’s left on top which probably did not touch the floor then eat it. The rest feed it to the dogs or throw it away. Assuming this somekind of consistency as cream. Else 3 se conds rule apply probably heat it up again.

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    i once dropped an entire rotisserie chicken on the floor. better believe i rinsed and ate that mf

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    Extremely situational. Soup? Fug. Pizza but not topping side down on kitchen floor? Brush it off.

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    Dropped a Belgian endive casserole, crusty ham and cheese side down. Made it as a side dish. We laughed how stupid I am and then I took the spinache and cream out of the freezer to get some sort of vegetable quick on the table.

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    I am now holding 2 wriggly cats which teleported into the mess to try and clean the floor with their tongues.

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    Depends on if it is messy.

    Unbuttered toast might just get a brushing off before I eat it.

    Lasagna will get scraped up and tossed.

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    Food drops to the ground

    Me: “AGAIN!? Ah well, that’s typical, just my luck.”

    Starts picking it up and eating anyway with a bare minimum of cleaning said food, just like a dog