Quit being a little bitch, Billy. He’s not even facing you; just backstab him and collect your experience points and we’ll pawn his gear in the morning.
I like how the house looks like an average suburban home with medieval fantasy decorations. Is this the future of Middle-Earth?
Why did I enjoy that so much? Right down to the mom’s look as she left. Sheathing the axe. Marginally solid.
middle-earth middle-class sub-urban
Hit him with a pillow will knock him unconscious. If you want to be human put a cup over him and slide a piece of paper under and let him roam outside.
Do we still get to loot his stuff?
Always. That’s the point
Doing the dishes with her axe, nice.
Wouldn’t it make significantly more sense and be significantly less sexist if it’s just a grinding wheel used to sharpen weapons?.. Jesus
It’s like two pixels
I mean, that extra line does make it look like a plate, so I understand the confusion.
I mean that’s literally what a grinding wheel looks like. Just go look up photos on the Internet. They have a tapered edge just like that
Is she single?
They had Gelatinous Cube for dessert that night, the remains are hard to get off the plates with anything less.
Yeah, but Billy probably has like 1hp.
Billy clearly needs the exp then.
And the loot.
Oooh, a keyring of fire resistance!
As long as he attacks first, he’ll be fine, right?
There’s a archnemesis origin story in here somewhere
Happy cake day!
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