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pace yourself - 5 beers/hour
Man’s going into the date at marathon pace
No politics unless feminist?
I assumed this was a cheat sheet with the dating profile of someone they were meeting from online dating, but judging by the comments i misinterpreted. Why would someone need a cheat shret with their own name and not know what their own job is?
My interpretation is that they’re bad at smalltalk and will forget basic facts about themselves. It would fit in with them needing a list of smalltalk topics to choose/avoid…
Because it’s their catfish identity I guess.
PACE YOURSELF! 5 beers/hour
Open bottle of tequila
You’re not following the instructions!
Tequila isn’t a beer, there were no rules stated about tequila, thus there are no rules against drinking tequila, it’s fair game.
you have to pregame at least enough to be able to talk to the girls and not just hide in a corner
My talking to girls level is two drinks past pushing rope territory.
Damn man, that blows.
Thats unfortunate for you. Im sorry to hear that
“Name: Michael” in case he isn’t following instructions.
Are people touchy about Tornadoes?
Probably over overly enthusiastic which can be a bad thing in the Midwest during tornado season.
Midwest here.
a tornado once broke into my house and raped my cat. this is why when I see one of those sumbitches I shoot at it.
the only good tornado is a dead tornado.
I mean like storm chasers.
like riders on the storm?
Not the “getting laid” vibe.
Holy shit, are we still on Grey’s Anatomy?
Is that show still going?
it sure is! I proxy watch it by being in the same room as my wife!
Damn, that’s some longevity. Are any of the original cast still around?
Looks like these three have held on.
Can’t really blame them.
Hell yeah, that’s some job security lol
Plus for Pompeo, being the titular character means job security for a lot more than just her.
@kindnessispunk@lemmy.ca does it seem like her heart is still in it?
Honestly yes but it seems like it might be one of those things where the cast is just fun to work with so everyone’s having a good time.
Holy shit I haven’t watched that show since 2012. Crazy still on the air.
This has got to be at least a few years out of date. Kanye is on the avoid list, and he’s not really relevant lately. And that income in the finance field isn’t going to impress gold diggers. FNAF is a bit dated at this point too, isn’t it?
A new FNAF game released just a couple days ago, can you believe it?
I kind of love that Kanye had that breakdown where he released the Heil Hitler track and went to twitter posting all caps shit saying he was a nazi, and the internet’s collective reaction seems to have just kind of rolled their eyes and move on. Just pure apathy. It’s not shocking or contreversial, more “Yeah, we all figured that out ages ago. Fuck off.”
My college aged students are still pretty big on FNAF so probably not dated. Ye would be a terrible conversation starter by today’s standards, though, even more so than whenever this was made, lol. “So, how to you feel about Nazi sympathisers?”
Hum, 75-100k for a finance something isn’t a lot I think. I mean, I know this is a joke but that sounds wrong.
On a side note, I’d love to talk about with him about all the points under “topic to avoid”!
Depends on what in “finance” and where. Assuming not sales or trading the salaries come down quite a bit depending on job level.
Also, probably a recent college grad and entry level.
AND the workload goes up! The Financial Services industry sure is fun!
That’s why it’s finance something
I too sometimes forget my own name and work in something field.
Yeah… those old hippies with their “be yourself” and “let it all hang out” - clearly the key to life is to wear a mask. Such enlighten. So fulfillment.
You can be yourself without a deluge of your own interests flooding the conversation. Unless being yourself of taking only about yourself and no listening. In that case mask on.
Thats why you go for femboys! He is a bro with a hole!!!
everyone can be your bro with a hole, with the right attitude.
I guess? But I am personally not gay
Not with that attitude
just focus on the fem aspects then youll be fine 👍
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5 beers / hour
including the Titanic
B-b-but…
Oh, relax - your heart will go on.
Why do people care about incomes and jobs when they date? What do you care how much money i make, you ain’t getting any of it. My job is my way of making money and in no way reflects my personality in any way, so I don’t even like talking about work and capitalism on a date.
Many people don’t want to date someone destitute or with poor financial prospects. That’s just going to be hardship, and there are many other people that are probably just as good a fit without that problem.
Similarly, someone who makes way more money than you can add tension. They might be like “oh let’s go out for dinner!” to someplace expensive, and you don’t have the budget for it. Are they going to pay for it? Are they going to resent that? Are they going to pressure you into paying? Their expectations and standards may not align.
Also, if the relationship is going to be long term most people assume there will be some merging of finances.
Some jobs are also just gross. I wouldn’t date someone who worked at Facebook. I wouldn’t date someone who worked for Fox News. Your job 100% can reflect your values and personality.
It’s sad that money trumps love and attraction now
I mean, that’s kind of been the case for like all of recorded history
Ideally in the future it will build into a partnership where it will matter.
Probably people who are looking to form a long term committed relationship where resources will be shared.
Some people wanna live good lives, there is no other way of saying this! Is it unabashed to openly have this in your list of criteria? It is
One of the very few, but strong reasons I don’t have long term relationships with woman! I would recommend for you to look up femboys OwO
It’s fine for long term but I see it even in people who advertise they’re only looking for casual, and to be fair it only seems to be an issue if you’re a man. If a woman is a dog groomer making minimum wage, she’ll look down at a guy making slightly more. Tbf I’ve only dated women and not in a while, but I always found that society cares more about a man’s pay when it comes to dating
strong possibility they work in cybersecurity or IT too
And use arch linux. Deeply considering going this way :3.
Yeah, not being a kid and knowing enough about Five Nights at Freddy’s is a major red flag, good that he recognises that (but still bad that he even has to in the first place).
