I’m writing this whilst I’m burning
Reapply thermal paste every 24h. It’ll be fine.
I’ve got a Dell R730, this is standard operating temperatures.
So I was curious and looked it up because I would have assumed that stars/suns are much hotter than that.
Turns out the coldest star is 97°C at its surface. So I guess CPUs regularly reach (coldest) star temperature?
Of course. That’s why it’s called KDE
Plasmaand notKDE LiquidorKDE GaseousStill waiting for the
KDE Neutron Degenerate Matterrelease.If Lemmy had awards, you would deserve one
i reposted this comment to !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world. You’re welcome.
To be fair, I still have this Lemmy award idea, with a twist. The pay goes to awardee’s preferred open-source project as donation.
Half of it split between the instances of the awarder and awardee, the other half as you said.
That would be even better!
…and converted to UltraSPARC?
I’m more triggered by the missing degree symbol ° before C
It’s actually travelling at 6280 x the speed of light 😬
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Congratulations to you and the motherboard.
Okay hear me out, we got nuclear fusion, now place some water in a massive tub on top of the pc.
Create steam
Spin turbines
Generate electricity
Send to another server
Infinate powerNeed to download more fan
OP at their keyboard right now:
yes, but have you successfully achieved fusion in the CPU? if so, this will revolutionize selfhosting.
Trying to mine some Ethereum and accidentally ending up with with a shit-ton of hydrogen burning into helium
Great, now my electron wallet doesn’t want to work anymore. Said something about “busy influencing the fusion rate” and “please wait while I maintain the overall electrical neutrality within the plasma” or somesuch
At least swap usage is low.
So it runs on Java? 🤔
Electron.
Worst it’s flash
The steel of the case melted long ago… I guess the carpet is ruined.
the hole’s in the carpet can be fixed
Ackshually this is well within the range of a Class F star, unlike our class G sun which is a bit cooler. This is getting cloe to the temperature of Procyon A which is noticeably whiter than the sun.
