• notthebees@reddthat.com
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    I can literally do all of these:

    Artificer - I fix things in my house, and was on a robotics team in highschool.

    Barbarian (only technically, I don’t get explosively mad anymore).

    Bard - Piano

    Cleric - Muslim

    Druid - Have ecology degree

    Fighter - Probably

    Monk - Fencing and Judo (in the past but looking to do this again)

    Paladin - Conservation

    Ranger - Nerf or nothing

    Rogue - Jury is still out on that, but I startle everyone

    Sorcerer - My dad’s first computer, the only stable Windows Me machine.

    Warlock - Big research university

    Wizard - See druid

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    I feel like this is too general. I’d want to customize based on specific IRL traits or jobs or hobbies.

    You feed and befriend crows? Druid with animal skills focus.

    You’re some kind of a carpenter, engineer, craftsman? Artificer.

    Phlebotomist’s assistant? Vampire thrall backstory.

    Retail salesperson? Bard with psychic damage skills.

    Live in a basement? Homebrew troll obviously.

    Software and coding? Sounds like arcane languages and warlock pacts to me.

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    Damn I qualify for a lot of those:

    • Bard (guitar, keyboard, drums)
    • Druid (vegan and interested in volunteering in an animal sanctuary if i find one)
    • Fighter (years of historical longsword training + a few weeks viking style + a few sessions rapier and a course in dagger fighting)
    • Monk (Judo as a kid)
    • Ranger (archery as a teen)
    • Wizard (bachelor’s degree in IT)

    Rogue i might be able to pull off but idk if i still got it. I can move quietly but I’m also big

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    “It’s absurd, we have a play group of 20 and they are ALL WARLOCKS.”

    “My patron is Geoffrey d’Bezos, an arch fiend!”

    “SHUT THE FUCK UP RAYMOND!”

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    11 hours ago

    I qualify for every class but Wizard (DNF college and who remembers thier High School GPA from 20 years ago (fuck I’m Old)), Cleric (Atheist), or Warlock (work in a small local trade shop).

    I reject instruments only for bard, but I can play an ocarina poorly anyways.

    Question about Sorcerer, what makes a family heirloom powerful? Is it size? Weight? Monetary Value? Notoriety?

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    21 hours ago

    I would be like 5 of these, so I would be multiclassed beyond usefulness. Come to think of it that is a pretty accurate representation…