Gonna have a lot of warlocks.
I’m a warlock wizard multi class : /
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I can literally do all of these:
Artificer - I fix things in my house, and was on a robotics team in highschool.
Barbarian (only technically, I don’t get explosively mad anymore).
Bard - Piano
Cleric - Muslim
Druid - Have ecology degree
Fighter - Probably
Monk - Fencing and Judo (in the past but looking to do this again)
Paladin - Conservation
Ranger - Nerf or nothing
Rogue - Jury is still out on that, but I startle everyone
Sorcerer - My dad’s first computer, the only stable Windows Me machine.
Warlock - Big research university
Wizard - See druid
One level in every class. Good luck.
Hell yes, Abserd-style multiclass incoming.
I play wizard and am currently writing a PhD thesis. Checks out!
I’ll take the Druid class - it’s literally my name
All wizards parties, all the time…
If FOSS counts, there’s going to be a ton of Paladins in this party.
I feel like this is too general. I’d want to customize based on specific IRL traits or jobs or hobbies.
You feed and befriend crows? Druid with animal skills focus.
You’re some kind of a carpenter, engineer, craftsman? Artificer.
Phlebotomist’s assistant? Vampire thrall backstory.
Retail salesperson? Bard with psychic damage skills.
Live in a basement? Homebrew troll obviously.
Software and coding? Sounds like arcane languages and warlock pacts to me.
I’m not great of any of these so I’ll be a commoner. Unless LGBT+ Paladin counts
I would count it. Works for me too.
Honestly, warlock pally multi class with one level of wizard is not a bad build.
Only if you’re, like, really gay/trans.
It counts
Damn I qualify for a lot of those:
- Bard (guitar, keyboard, drums)
- Druid (vegan and interested in volunteering in an animal sanctuary if i find one)
- Fighter (years of historical longsword training + a few weeks viking style + a few sessions rapier and a course in dagger fighting)
- Monk (Judo as a kid)
- Ranger (archery as a teen)
- Wizard (bachelor’s degree in IT)
Rogue i might be able to pull off but idk if i still got it. I can move quietly but I’m also big
HEMA is still a martial art. But that probably helps.
Also the big sneaky guys are always scary.
Time to pick fighter class cracks knuckles hey, DM…
oh fuck yes i love Wizardry
“It’s absurd, we have a play group of 20 and they are ALL WARLOCKS.”
“My patron is Geoffrey d’Bezos, an arch fiend!”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP RAYMOND!”
Would bard-warlock multiclass just be that one Bo Burnham song about Jeffrey Bezos?
Yes.
I qualify for every class but Wizard (DNF college and who remembers thier High School GPA from 20 years ago (fuck I’m Old)), Cleric (Atheist), or Warlock (work in a small local trade shop).
I reject instruments only for bard, but I can play an ocarina poorly anyways.
Question about Sorcerer, what makes a family heirloom powerful? Is it size? Weight? Monetary Value? Notoriety?
Anything is powerful if you can sell the idea of it being powerful. Admittedly mine is a stretch but a fully functional and stable Windows Me laptop.
Magical cursed object.
I would be like 5 of these, so I would be multiclassed beyond usefulness. Come to think of it that is a pretty accurate representation…
I’m just multiclassed beyond usefulness.
Is my new go-to excuse.