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iqarw@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

Too lazy to code currently

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Too lazy to code currently

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iqarw@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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  • medem@lemmy.wtf
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    I’m very proud of you, for that simply means that you don’t want to become a modern slave, and therefore, that your brain still works.

  • sgibson5150@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Please report back if you come up with anything.

  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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    Have you considered being born with a trust fund?

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      It’s really shocking that the poors are too stupid to try this. Clearly the rich are smarter and deserve their riches.

      • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub
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        The money doom loop:

        The rich are that rich because they are competent. Because they are so competent we better listen to them and give them what they want. They want money, and so we make them richer.

    • onlinepersona@programming.dev
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      Or just stop being poor. Or win the lottery. Or marry rich. Or just be successful.

      Clearly OP hasn’t worked hard enough.

  • rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net
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    Landlords be like

  • csm10495@sh.itjust.works
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    If you buy every single combination of numbers for the lotto, you can’t lose.

    • vane@lemmy.world
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      If you do it twice you have 200% chance to win

  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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    There’s always fraud…

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      The secret ingredient…is crime.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Even selling feet pics isn’t easy

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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      You gotta market yourself like 4 hours a day at least.

      It’s hard being in the feet finder trenches

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    !flipping@lemmy.world

  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Pick an idea and roll with it, most of them won’t work, but the only way to find out what will is experience since nobody is going to tell you the truth about money making methods.

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    I could make a living just buying and reselling junk, plus picking stuff off the road. Just don’t have the discipline to hit it like a real job.

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    wallstreet bets whispers in greek…

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