Pizza
Just remember to set a timer
Or to answer your phone/the door because your ordered out.
I just remembered I have a meme for this.
Air fryer mini pizzas, no burning, keeps it warm for a while and you can throw in some fries to go with.
One time when I was stoned I decided cheese filled pork sausage on the BBQ was a good idea. It was not, so much grease dripped down.
Nothing happened because I follow the safety rule of keeping BBQ well away from deck railings, but it was quite the fireball.
Potato chips. Or maybe Cheetos. Something that doesn’t require it to be to cooked or microwaved, and one can absent-mindedly eat the entire bag while watching TV.
It’s a camembert cheese you bake in the oven and then dip bread or whatever you like in it.
Huh. You’re a lot more productive than me when you’re high!
you can buy them chilled in the grocery store, you just fuck it in the oven for 25 mins or whatever
My oven is for storing important documents, not for cooking.
Honestly poutine
Came here to say the same. Great otherwise, but the perfect food when high. Or drunk.
Green tea by the litre and stovetop popcorn covered in chaat masala.
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While I see lots of suggestions for trash food (which I love while high) there’s something to be said about something wholesome and homey. It works best when prepared ahead of time. My favorite are soup with fancy bread, a hearty pasta, tater tot hot dish and pot pie. I think we’re doing a pot pie for tonight. Get it ready and then get high while heating up. Perfect
Speaking of healthier food, fresh fruit is amazing when high. Peaches, strawberries, pineapple, watermelon…
Cheez-itz
Whatever the munchies crave when they hit.
Greek yogurt with frozen blueberries, and a glass of fruit punch!
Y’all some unimaginative peeps. Suggesting a bunch of things that taste good but are far from ideal. The true, ideal stoner food would engage all of the mouth senses in positive ways. That satisfying crunch, the burst of flavors, with an easy chew, and a greedy swallow. It would elevate the very act of mastication beyond what these mortal realms can dream. And bring with it unbound euphoria and a literal (yes, literal) mini symphony would start sound tracking the experience to resonate with the overwhelming emotional sublime waves of gratification washing over me. Oh and it would be like low cal and shit, so I could eat tons of it without getting fat, like I am now.
I feel like you just described those Nerds gummies.
Soma, a fictional drug in Aldous Huxley’s novel “Brave New World”.
I want soma that, sounds good.
Mac and Cheese
Peanut butter and jam, straight out of the jars with a spoon
i don’t need weed to do that.
Do you do what Calvin & Hobs do where the draw a line through the peanut butter jar and only eat from that one side, then scoop from the bottom on the other side, until the last of the jar is the perfect untouched half on top?
The walking taco. Who doesn’t want 1. A taco, and 2. The ease of eating it out of a bag?
In no particular order my favorites are roasted homestyle potatoes, roasted and salted nuts, strongly flavored fruits, and toast. Toast is the best one by far, top tier food generally but especially while baked.
Oh I didn’t know you could color text like that
You can’t, its an image/emoji. Be cool if you could though.
strongly flavored fruits
Seconding this one. Eating grapefruit while stoned out of my gourde was a magical experience.
Also good is really ripe and juicy yellow melon, straight from the fridge on a hot day.
