From what I know about smuggling, if you’re going to call yourself any kind of smuggler, after the battle of Endor, I assume this panel was filled to the top with Ewok pelts

  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Pelts? Do you work for the Hudson Bay Company? Are you enamored with flannel? Grow up and sell arms like a real smuggler.

    Literally hundreds of abandoned imperial blaster rifles and light arms across the forest. A smuggler wouldn’t massacre allies to sell pelts. A smuggler would move as much merchandise into any available buyer across the galaxy. Whole AT-STs were recovered like the one Chewy and the Ewoks took.

    Jesus Christ, pelts… What a horrible idea.

    • borkborkbork@piefed.social
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      6 hours ago

      the smell of all those pelts would gag an asteroid maggot.

      nah, it’s all ‘recovered’ imperial hardware - fuck they had AT-ATs and AT-STs all over the place, bet some some of the power modules or turbolasers could fetch some credits. and you have a ready, motivated recovery crew with the ewoks.

      but get it quick, the remnants of that space station are going to deorbit rapidly and uh, sorry endor-ians, war is hell and all