Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-225 days agoYouve been brought back from the dead to participate in a competition that involves all of the world's greatest to ever have lived, what is the competition?message-squaremessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down16
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareYouve been brought back from the dead to participate in a competition that involves all of the world's greatest to ever have lived, what is the competition?Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-225 days agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-squareitkovian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·26 days agoBeing a virgin. At 35 I am definitely among top 10.
minus-squareDaftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·26 days agoWhen you consider the fact youre not even trying this is a win win scenario for you.
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·25 days agoYour opponents might hire a shady prostitute to tempt you.
minus-squarenixon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·26 days agoAccording to lore anyone over 30 who is still a virgin becomes a wizard and that is why there are so few wizards about. So your competition would be a wizards battle. No offense but I’d buy tickets to that event.
Being a virgin. At 35 I am definitely among top 10.
When you consider the fact youre not even trying this is a win win scenario for you.
Your opponents might hire a shady prostitute to tempt you.
According to lore anyone over 30 who is still a virgin becomes a wizard and that is why there are so few wizards about.
So your competition would be a wizards battle. No offense but I’d buy tickets to that event.