Playing a random collection of video games that no one in the tournament has played or heard of before to 100% completion.
I’m just really good at learning quickly.
I’ve always liked the idea of a rando being in events with the worlds best so we can get an idea of how much better the pros are than average. I’m down to be that rando in any event, I’ll give it everything I’ve got. Once.
I saw a video on youtube from a guy with a running channel or something like that.
On that video he was talking about race walking before introducing his guest, an olympic medalist in race walking, and commenting how crazy fast these people at the top are, he was mentioning a bunch of the dude’s long distance times and to put them into perspective he compared them to some of his times, running. The both had similar times, but had them running and the other walking.
Depression olympics?
Carrot in a box
Calvinball. Ain’t nobody, not even the zorgs, can ball harder
Procrastinating
Even just showing up is an immediate disqualification
Hahaha! True! XD
Tittyfondling.
I have no idea how I’d rank, but I don’t see how I could possibly lose.
The Grail Wars?
Finding money on the street. I don’t know why but I’d find multiple coins every time I went out and notes regularly as well. Very sad that people don’t use cash much any more.
MacGyvering.
Thermo nuclear bomb. You have 2 paper clips, a package of slim jim’s, and 35 nintendo 64’s. Go.
Does the bomb have one of these?
Did they pick me because I was one of the worlds greatest at something who have ever lived?
Must be something like chess-boxing but with half a dozen more sports mixed in. Chess-box-deadlift-slalom-300m rifle-shot put-canoeing-shrimp taming-minigolf.
Ohhhh, you’re the mysterium zxqwasball champion?
That made me laugh out loud.
shrimp taming
Darn I had a chance until that one.
Last time I tried taming shrimp, bad things happened…
Being a virgin. At 35 I am definitely among top 10.
When you consider the fact youre not even trying this is a win win scenario for you.
Ill be honest, I see those on the shelf, dont matter who you are, ima be curious.
Being haunted by memories of my own embarrassments and failures that still feel fresh sometimes would make me physically recoil and shudder.
/ Would still probably not win
Your competitor is like, Adolf Hitler or Elon Musk or something. I think they would probably cringe a lot looking back on their lives
No shot both weren’t high on their own fumes
Fartin’
At least its not rectum of the year
I’m your competitor
Better bring a powerful arse
