I’ve always liked the idea of a rando being in events with the worlds best so we can get an idea of how much better the pros are than average. I’m down to be that rando in any event, I’ll give it everything I’ve got. Once.
The Grail Wars?
Calvinball. Ain’t nobody, not even the zorgs, can ball harder
Procrastinating
Even just showing up is an immediate disqualification
Hahaha! True! XD
Tittyfondling.
I have no idea how I’d rank, but I don’t see how I could possibly lose.
Finding money on the street. I don’t know why but I’d find multiple coins every time I went out and notes regularly as well. Very sad that people don’t use cash much any more.
MacGyvering.
Did they pick me because I was one of the worlds greatest at something who have ever lived?
Must be something like chess-boxing but with half a dozen more sports mixed in. Chess-box-deadlift-slalom-300m rifle-shot put-canoeing-shrimp taming-minigolf.
shrimp taming
Darn I had a chance until that one.
Last time I tried taming shrimp, bad things happened…
Ohhhh, you’re the mysterium zxqwasball champion?
Being a virgin. At 35 I am definitely among top 10.
When you consider the fact youre not even trying this is a win win scenario for you.
Fartin’
At least its not rectum of the year
I’m your competitor
Better bring a powerful arse
Fisting
I’m really good at fisting
Ill be honest, I see those on the shelf, dont matter who you are, ima be curious.
So I’m the baseline. Is that what we’re thinking here?
Trying to pass worker protection laws in a land where unions have become big business.
Being haunted by memories of my own embarrassments and failures that still feel fresh sometimes would make me physically recoil and shudder.
/ Would still probably not win
Your competitor is like, Adolf Hitler or Elon Musk or something. I think they would probably cringe a lot looking back on their lives
No shot both weren’t high on their own fumes
