So if you know 30 people and none of them have ever been struck by lightning, that means you’re a giraffe.
The numbers don’t lie
Sounds like a problem for evolution.
A good part of this may be due to the fact that people stay indoors during thunderstorms. Giraffes not so much.
I’ve never seen a giraffe indoors
I’ve never seen a giraffe during a thunderstorm either
🎶 Where do they come from?
🎶 Where do they go?
🎶 Where are the 'raffies? 🎶 We just don’t know…
It’s no accident that lightning rods are tall
Did scientists learn that by watching giraffes?
It’s probably because they don’t wait after eating before they go in the pool.
Oh, you’re not meant to go in the pool. Go to the bathroom before swimming.
Do giraffes prefer to shit in the water? I feel like they could walk out and tail whip it for a all natural bidet
BBQ for lions.
Probably because they spend so much time playing golf
30x as much golf even.
This makes me happy
Wow, what do you have against giraffes?
Stupid longneck horses
This is a special kind of fact. It’s pretty obvious, but most of us have never considered it before.
Now I want to see a charred giraffe
it’s because they’re 30 times as tall
TIL that I am 6 inches tall.
