Poor Lonnie. May he cry himself to sleep on his MyPillow tonight.

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      I’ve heard that if you spray them with a mix of vinegar and salt, that they’ll likely start rusting and even short circuiting not too long after.

      Both of these products can be purchased with SNAP/EBT food stamp benefits for anyone interested.

      Or so the rumor goes…

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        I like your moxxy but they’re covered in cameras. I’ll just continue flipping them off in traffic.

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          Meh, there’s ways to disguise yourself, such as throwaway clothing and wash-off body paint.

          Or so I’ve been told…