Bitsy Pookums

I like Calvin & Hobbes

Name+Surname.

I’ve got a policy of always having that pattern since I had 5 Michaels, 3 Daniels and 4 Davids with no way of telling them apart.

First name Last name but she didn’t like it so now it’s First name ❤️ Last name, lol.

Their name

Their name with I.C.E. (in case of emergency) in front of it.

I just put people’s names in my phone as their actual first and last name; if I call them something else I put that name in the nickname field.

Super basic “skill” to do this. 😒

By her first and last name

His whole name: first, middle, middle, last. I also have him saved as my emergency contact.

When we were not-quite engaged and doing long-distance, my wife ganked my dumbphone and quickly edited my contact from {her name} to {her name}-mywife, no spaces, no capital letters. So now, twenty+ years later, that’s what it still says, and that’s how I address greeting card envelopes to her.

MOO, My Only One.

It’s just because when saying it sounds like a cow mooing

My husband is in my phone with a nickname of his old name. He took on a new name from our culture when he became a naturalized citizen, but I never changed it and he doesn’t mind.

I was in his phone as “[my name] from café X”, until he got a new phone last year. The first thing he did was take me on a date to a new café and proudly enter my number into his new phone as “[my name] from café Y”.

Full name with maiden name and a note that it’s my wife (in case I’m hit by a bus or something).

Domino’s Pizza

First and last name with additional names of wife and momma (because of young kids)

Ive also had to change my mothers name in my phone from mom to her first and last names so I don’t accidentally fuck up a voice assistant text