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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world ·
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Pissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.

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Pissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.

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    21 hours ago

    I don’t shower 4-6 times a day.

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      20 hours ago

      Nobody said anything about taking a shower.

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        20 hours ago

        I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink

        And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink

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        20 hours ago

        Then you have to run the shower or your drains will smell like a urinal.

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          That’s exactly why shower/sink pissers do it. The love the smell.

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          That’s why I ordered a bulk shipment of urinal cakes

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            2 hours ago

            Protip, they don’t taste like real cake

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        20 hours ago

        Or even about turning the water on.

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      7 hours ago

      you piss 4 times a day? i can get away with only .5 times a day

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        6 hours ago

        Have you tried… Water?

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          6 hours ago

          𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧™ it’s what we drink™

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            5 hours ago

            Reminds me of:

            https://youtu.be/8MMc3f588yc

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          yeah I drink at least 1 liter per day, my bladder is just that big, I once peed non stop for 5 minutes

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            Not enough. Depends on weight but at the very least two. I drink four.

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              Also depends on activity level.

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                Sure, but under two seems inadequate in any case.

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                  For sure. I probably drink 6-8L a day, but I’m on stimulants and have hyperhydrosis

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            Fascinating

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      When I was a kid, I perused a book called “*Are You Normal?*”

      I’m not sure whether that’s it. My copy was blue.

      Anyway, reading it, I was surprised to learn that 4-6 times a day is apparently not a normal amount of times to pee.

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        Normal is higher right? Please tell me it’s higher…

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          Yes. 6-8 times for an adult is normal.

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            I’d be curious about that. I’m definitely a 2-4 person, but I generally fill up the toilet when I go. Well, sort of, because of that whole siphoning level thing.

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              Your pelvic floor strength plays a role in the frequency.

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            Well damn, apparently not according to this book

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              I’m a 3-4 times a day.

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          Sorry, friend.

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      20 hours ago

      Why not

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      20 hours ago

      Shower’s still there though

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        That’s how you get a bathroom that smells like ammonia.

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          I mean if you don’t flush your toilet though that will happen too. Just climb in and aim for the drain, what’s the worst that can happen

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