Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 19 hours agoWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.message-squaremessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1189arrow-down110
arrow-up1179arrow-down1message-squareWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 19 hours agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-squaretiramichu@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up117·19 hours ago“I slept like a 13-year-old on a Saturday morning”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 hours agoI farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited?
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·13 hours ago“I slept like god during the Holocaust.”
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours ago💀
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·19 hours agoI slept like a teen who’s parents had to go to work early, and decided to sleep in and skip school
minus-squareLucy :3@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·18 hours agoAt 13 I stood up at 6 am and rebuilt my whole setup
“I slept like a 13-year-old on a Saturday morning”
I farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited?
“I slept like god during the Holocaust.”
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This is way more accurate
I slept like a teen who’s parents had to go to work early, and decided to sleep in and skip school
At 13 I stood up at 6 am and rebuilt my whole setup