Don’t tie them at all. Just go through life with the laces dangling, freaking out every little old lady who sees them, and becomes deathly afraid that you will trip, and fall down.
Na you’re just waiting for old lady to step on that lace so you can yank your foot and watch them break a hip. “Oh I ws just walking here. So sorry. Not intentional at all”. Like a true sociopath would.
Don’t tie them at all. Just go through life with the laces dangling, freaking out every little old lady who sees them, and becomes deathly afraid that you will trip, and fall down.
Na you’re just waiting for old lady to step on that lace so you can yank your foot and watch them break a hip. “Oh I ws just walking here. So sorry. Not intentional at all”. Like a true sociopath would.
*old lady falls*
you: HEY I’M WALKIN HERE