…my butthole keeps burning but I never learn. It’s so damn delicious.
Can spicy food actually cause physical damage? Burns? Infections?
I remember how painful it was when I did my pepper spray examination. The teacher dropped a few droplets onto one of my closed eyes and then they told me to blink. It felt like somebody was trying to dig out my eyeball with a fistful of lit cigarettes. With a scoville level of 5 300 000, that’s not surprising…
As with all spicy food, if it’s burning your butthole that means you haven’t digested your food properly. Eat more fibre, or something.
People always talk about how dairy eases the pain, but never about fibre! I’ll throw in some stuff rich on fiber into my ramen next time. :)
Heads up. More fiber is ALWAYS a good idea. But you’re gonna poop like crazy for a few days until you adjust.
Lemmy don’t poop for three days challenge. (Impossible)
Noice
A spoon full of MiraLAX makes the ramen go down.
Or something…