A spoon full of MiraLAX makes the ramen go down.

We’ve now achieved Black Mirror. When do we get Terminator?

Amazon branded cat trap

https://www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com/

The pro-abortion people are bad at marketing their position.

You forgot world renowned author!

I’m surprised there wasn’t a large donation to a nonexistent library to make this speed bump go away.

Can’t wait for the e-bike gang wars of '26.

I’ve already doubled up on the number of healing crystals I put in my shoes.

Don’t let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba “Spare Tire” Dixon.

“from my heart to…” Uhh yea, he’s a Nazi

HAVE YOU NOT HEARD THE MAN SPEAK?!?!? The biggest best beautiful speaker ever.

I saw that all trade talks are off with Canada. So that will free up at least 15 seconds per day.

Cleveland has entered the chat

Cleveland: can we also bring balloons?

Those wooden shoe wearing bicyclist will rue the day they didn’t put up the for sale sign! /s

You can’t bring freedom to a backwards and obviously oppressed people without putting the DJT signature on the bottom on the check. Freedom costs a buck o’ five. /s

It’s an easy mistake - good guys wear balaclavas, criminals wear ski masks. Kind of like how the bad guy used to wear a black hat. /s

Is this the new copypasta? No more Hector, LA speed check, or Mankind?