That’s what I thought, too. I’m sure it’s a problem SOMEWHERE, but did we just get slapped with a global solution to a locally inexistent issue?
I’ve heard that there’s a measurable effect, though, even in Europe, so I guess it’s okay. The extent of that effect? Probably comparable to non-plastic straws. Meaning almost none, just political.
Also there’s no pleasing the cult. It’ll be faked, tampered with, or whatever, but in no case would anyone go “okay, now I’m satisfied and reassured.”