I’ve never eaten lobster. I’m not the slightest bit tempted to eat your bug meat that’s only palatable when slathered in butter.
Honestly it’s relatively flavourless. Have Crayfish in NZ instead. Smaller animal, far more flavour.
Well I have a college degree, so people find it funny I never technically graduated high school. Did enough classes to qualify for graduation then ran away halfway through the year and never looked back. I was already enrolled at the college in an arts program so they didn’t ask for the certificate. It didn’t matter until I tried to get a job in a bureaucracy in my 40s and they wanted evidence of high school diploma. Which I didn’t have.
God I hated high school.
I got tossed sophomore year, and got my GED later.
I graduated with a B.S. in engineering a few years ago.
I know them feels
- graduated high school and college without ever taking a dedicated biology or chemistry class.
- never broken a bone.
- never stung by a (live) bee (have stepped on a dead one, though).
- can’t say “never” any more, but I was into my 40s before ever having my blood drawn.
- have smelled, but have never even seen marijuana, let alone smoked any.
How could you tell the bee was dead when you stepped on it and not killed by you stepping on it?
I didn’t even see it. My brother, unhelpfully, said it had been there a while. We were pretty young, so I never questioned it. Maybe I should have.
You murderer.
I’ve never been stung by a bee either! I’ve had a wasp get me a few times but bees and I have a unspoken truce, I guess. We have carpender bees all around our house and my wife hates them but I enjoy watching them have those valiant mid-air dog fights. Those little bastards can scrap. They never bother or dive bomb me but sometimes they get curious and kinda hover around me, presumably doing a bee’s version of a vibe check. I dont run or swat at them and they just peace out after maybe 15-20 seconds and then ignore me next time Im outside in “their” territory. … My wife on the other hand, swats, screams and runs from them and they’ll straight up go after her. She clearly does not pass the vibe check. It’s wild.
How did you make it to your 40s without ever having bloodwork done?
but I was into my 40s before ever having my blood drawn.
What? You never went to hospital?
Nope.
First blood draw was just shy of 43yo, and that was for a new life insurance policy, so it was a contract nurse in my own living room.
I have become more familiar with the hospital recently, however.
Never have I ever intentionally shoplifted anything from a store.
When I was a young teen I did this a few times because my friends were doing it but those memories are shameful now.
You should, though.
intentionally
I seriously have accidentally stolen something before.
Me too, should we start a community for accidental criminals?
Edit to add: I accidentally shoplifted shoelaces. I put them in the breast pocket of my shirt while looking for a few other things in the store. I think I left without buying anything at all.
Mine was worse. Had a CD in my hand, that should be enough of an indicator this was long ago, and browsing around the store. Well, I saw a bunch of my friends just left so I ran to catch up with them and luckily theb security alarm didn’t go off. 10 mins later I realized what was in my hand. 😬
My clients accidentally shoplifted a can of tuna.
Are all of your clients cats or just that one?
Just dese too yoots.
(It’s a reference to the courtroom dramedy film My Cousin Vinny, in which two innocent boys from New York driving throuth Alabama stop at a convenience store for groceries, one has so much food he’s carrying he sticks a can of tuna in his pocket, forgets about it by the time he gets to the register, realizes it’s in his pocket after they leave, and are then arrested for first degree murder. Joe Pesci ensues.)
Ah, of course! It has been far too long since I’ve watched My Cousin Vinny and I shall take this as a sign that it’s time.
Yes ! … So, what about you ?
Believe it or not they’ve never stolen anyone’s lunch money…
That’s ccunning, ccunning. Just saw their name
I started this thread thinking I’d have the bravery to answer my own question. I’ve got a few heavy hitters. But I hesitate because, altogether, they would probably make me uniquely identifiable.
Things you haven’t done make you uniquely identifiable?
He hasn’t done two chicks at the same time with his two cocks, yet.
Hi, do you know you have a quite revealing username 😋 ?
Phoebe!
is Phoebe a user name ?
It’s a Friends reference (and now a spoiler, I guess). Sorry, am boomer.
Thanks friend :)
i didn’t watch television for the last 10 years and didn’t ever watch an episode of this TV series ! (hard to believe things that i did not do !)I totally get it! I stopped watching TV in 2000.
alls Ill say is : I could turn you inside-out, with what I choose, not to do. Seriously though im way nerdy and introvert type but im in my 50’s so like eventually you do things. Never smoked though or taken a non prescription drug unless you include alcohol. Oh kratem but did not really have any effect.
I’ve never eaten a Twinkie
I don’t believe you.
I’ve never even seen one in real life.
Granted they’re probably made of something that’s regulated here so…
Yeah, knew it;
The EU requires warning labels on artificial dyes. And countries like Austria, Finland and Norway don’t even take the chance of putting Twinkies on their shelves. Read about Yellow 5 dye and the horrible health effects here.
(such a spammy site no point linking the source I sure that can be checked somewhere else)
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I’ve never eaten a Pop Tart
Okay, most Pop Tarts are like, I dunno, take ‘em or leave ‘em.
But they have this new Banana Bread kind, and if you ever want to have your first Pop Tart (and you like banana bread) you could do far worse.
you’re not missing much. They’re fine I guess.
Never appealed to me. If I were to choose something in that class a Hostess Cup Cake always seemed like the more obvious choice.
That being said Little Debbie > Hostess. Give me an Oatmeal Cookie, Star Crunch, or Nutty Buddy over either of those every day…
I’m with you all the way.
Never went to public or private school until university.
Never had sex with anyone but my wife. Met her at 17. Now approaching 40.
That’s hard to imagine.
I’ve never watched a football/soccer match. Sure I’ve seen some guys running on a field in the news, or sat in a bar with some screen in the background. But I have never watched a match in person either and have no interest in doing so.
I’ve never watched a hockey match, which is our local religion.
I don’t like or watch hockey but I won tickets to a Canucks game once. It was pretty cool. My favourite part was the timbits team or whatever and it was just a bunch of like 4 and 5 year olds falling all over the ice at half time.
WHAT
I’ve played hockey. You can’t touch me, the covenant still holds.
Damn, you win this round
I’ve never been to a concert, that seems to be one that people find bizarre
Just sad. My stepsons had never been to a concert and my kids thought that was crazy because I had brought them to shows since they were babies. Like, I can remember my first show but they can’t. They all love music now.
I love music but I’ve just never been, if someone invited me sure I’d go, but other than that not sure why I would want to. At this point I’m probably getting too old for that crowd anyway
As a show goes that loves to vibe towards the back, I encourage you to go.
Shows are great. You don’t need to fight crowds, be up front, or dance if you don’t want to. I prefer small shows, usually at bars. But even large stadium shows have an energy that’s hard to describe.
We would invite you, and never too old! I go by myself sometimes too, that is also fun. Can just listen to the music without having to socialize. Live music is just one of the best things ever.
Do you live in or near a big metropolitan area? If so you can probably fulfill this one within the month depending on how broad your musical tastes are. Some shows are prohibitively expensive, but a lot of smaller ones are remarkably affordable.
Edit: I myself enjoy a decently broad range of music. One of my favorite types of concerts, though, is when the local symphony puts on a movie and they play the soundtrack. These are really fun because you get to go to a symphony concert but if you get bored you can watch a movie!
I’ve never had a fever.
Does your name happen to be David?
Yes you have.
I can’t decide if that’s good or bad.
I dunno either! I rarely get sick though so shrug
Bad. If you’ve never had a fever, check for AIDS, and not the peanut butter kind.
Bullshit. You would never have survived infancy.
Never learned to ride a bicycle.
Heyo, me too! I tried as a kid and busted my knee when I fell off, and gave it up.
I’ve been afraid of falling since I was very very young, so that’s what led me to never want to ride :)
The first wedding I ever attended was my own…and I was 35. I somehow had friends & family who didn’t get or were already married my entire life.
Still never been to a birth or a funeral.
I’ve never broken a bone but I think I’ve had about 60 stitches in total
I’ve broken several. Cannot recommend it, in fact it is quite unpleasant.
But if you had to pick, which was your favorite?
Nose, because the other three I’ve broken all made me unable to use an arm for a while and it is fucking infuriating to try to put socks on with only one hand every morning
Big toe first, over to little toe, then go underneath and pull towards the heel.
oh shit really?
Don’t believe random people on the internet! Get a hammer or a tall ledge and find out yourself
Never broke a bone club!
I’ve fractured plenty but never had a complete break. Fractures still suck though.
The only bone I’ve ever broken was my sternum. I couldn’t do sports for several weeks but had no cast or anything to show off. I could only sit there and let my body do the healing.
Same, except I’ve counted my stitches: 102
