“Hey, let’s roll up some new characters and do a one-off next week, just for a change of pace!”
“Nah, we want to stick with the old campaign.”
“Uh-huh… okay… fine…”
One time I made a joke to the players, “Yeah watch out, the woods could be full of dangerous things. Like fire bears.”
The players were like “lol right”
And then there were fire bears. Bears made of fire. (Some industrialists had started a forest fire, killing a local druid and wildlife, and now they were haunting the place.)
Fireball can’t save you now.
Fireball can always save you.
Time to steam some tigers.
If fireball can’t save you, you aren’t casting it hard enough.
Just time travel to get someone who will cast it at 10th level for you :>
Ok everyone, sing along!
Un-der-wa-ter Ninja Tiiiigers
Un-der-wa-ter Ninja Tiiiigers
Un-der-wa-ter Ninja Tiiiigers
Multiattack claws now, tiger power!
🎶 Tigers underwater, Tiger power! 🎶
