I tell him “Nice goatee, bro.”

Not what’s being asked, but I immediately thought of Nega Scott from Scott Pilgrim.

Stuff.

Butt stuff.

Be glad I’m the good one, I guess? Or can we achieve balance and each end up with 50% good, 50% bad?

Are they also my opposite in how they are good or evil, or just opposite in quantity?

For example, if I’m an antisocial asshole with positive ideals, does this mean my opposite is an extremely friendly and polite business major?

i ask them what happened to have things turn out like that

if they are the same person as me, and simply decided to pick the most hateful way forward each time a choice was presented to them - i’d probably turn around and try to never think of them again. Because at least for others i can understand how life could’ve pushed them towards the wrong path. But for myself i know that good choices were always an option, so my evil alternate self would have to consciously act out of spite and hate every time

Didn’t DOB already cover this?

https://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clones-do-you-fk-or-fight

Hope we collapse into a self contained black hole

I’m only 20% good, so they’re 80% good. Murder them and take their stuff. It should be easy, stupid goody two-shoes.

Ask him to help me with my look. Villains always have the best fashion sense.

Evil version of an evil version… Evilseption. I guess chalange to a competition.

Oh, they must be the version of me without the inhibitions, then? Cool. Let’s go to town. >:-)

My evil self would’ve already completed her villain arc in which all of her art would be Pikmin fanart, except it’s actually Breaking Bad memes in varying degrees of subtlety.

So I’d become her sidekick and do the same. I regularly pretend to fight myself in the mirror so that I can get really good at fighting with any and all potential clones of myself, so on the off-chance she wants to try and fight me, I have the experience.

One of us tells only truths, the other only lies.

Find common ground and go out for Thai food.