No he won’t. This is just an old man with dementia and a ketamine addicted Nazi having a terrible rap battle to commit market manipulation.
that worked out great for wisconsin didn’t it…?
Alright, time to start primarying if you’re not totally full of shit, elon.
I fucking hate this dude with all my heart but if he actually does it then I’ll take a cautious “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” stance.
The enemy of my enemy who is also my enemy gets shot after one of them kills the other.
Ahh. The Sun Tsu approach to war.
Hey any action is simplified greatly if you wait for it to partially resolve itself before your own involvement. Worked great for the Turks when the Romans killed each other the night before battle.
So almost all of them?
Nope. 51-50.
My brain in a sleepy state injected the word “Republican” in the title. Lol, oops.
That’s the senate
Democracy is when the richest man on Earth can help elect the politicians he likes.
One of the rare times Elon and I are on the same side
The Big Beautiful Bill bans all legislation that regulate AI and more importantly, bans Transgender Healthcare for all but the very rich.
Oh, this is going to get good, isn’t it?
No. Its going to continue getting worse unfortunately…
“The story of America”
Might as well have some entertainment while civilization is collapsing
That’s why I am high
All day, every day. I’m glad weed is legal now cause it’s the only way to survive this nightmare reality.
Yep, one of the only things keeping me going
Gallows humour and schadenfreude is all that most people have left to enjoy.
Meh, I can see no harm from Republican infighting.
No. Trump will threaten NASAs contracts with SpaceX and musk will say “sorry daddy”.
That’s the neat part, NASA has already been severely cut by this bill.
MACO!
No. He isn’t going to do shit unfortunately. Bannon, Carlson, Musk, MTG, they’re all full of shit. They never stray too far.
The difference is that Musk doesn’t depend on Trump to remain relevant (or solvent). All those others absolutely do: They were nothing before Trump, and nothing without him.
The fact that musk apologized within 48 hours of his outburst and has all but hidden away with his tail between his leg legs for the most part the last few weeks is all we need to know man. A few token lines about opposing this bill so he can look sensible to his cult followers who swear he’s not a Trump sycophant unfortunately doesn’t change that
Musk definitely depends on government contracts for his companies. If Trump cancels those all his companies will take a big hit which in turn will take a big chunk off his net worth which is propped by shares in those companies. If his net worth substantially goes down he may run into issues getting credit which will affect him directly. Elon Musk uses his stock to take loans to fund his personal expenses among other things.
He could always try living within his means, you know, like rich republicans always say poor people should do.
An explosion of dumpster fires.
(settles back and puts feet up with a giant bowl of popcorn)
No nothing is good about two asshole like this going head to head.
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Bad example because I’d eat Jennifer Connelly‘s ass like it was my last meal.
If Elonazi actually manages to maintain the attention span to see this through over the next 1.5-2yrs, I’m all in and here for it…
But, the reality side of me holds little to no hope this particular tantrum will last. Especially given Mafia Don Mangolini holds the checkbook for all Elonazi’s gov’t “income”. 🤡 🖕 💩
Good, also fuck him
I wish they fight to the death
And both loose
I do not like that Elon Musk.
Never uttered a word I believe or trust.
He has fathered and fled more kids than Nick Cannon.
With a soul and heart more grotesque than Steve Bannon.
When he goes to jail the world will dance.
Until then we can smile as he pisses his pants.
Oh, you don’t like Elon? I couldn’t tell, @JailElonMusk. 😆
Took me a long time to figure out why you didn’t rhyme the last word
Beautiful
I want this Nazi FUCK out of my country
*planet
I want him removed from the Space-Time Continuum
He’s gonna be the first person denaturalized for his “nazi rhetoric” as a theatrical farce of normalizing deporting US citizens. It’ll be in a “this is what u dem’s asked for” way with tv propagandists showing hand selected tweets calling for musk’s deportation from liberal pfp accounts.
I think it’s all theater to win over all the rightwing folx that he cultivated during this tour. These are the folx that are gonna be hurt the most from this bill and are just ignorant enough to buy a Tesla out of some weird culty appreciation. Mans trying to salvage a lagging brand.
Excuse my ignorance, but what does this mean? He threatens to ‘primary’ members of Congress?
I’ve tried searching, and that wasn’t much help, employees of said member are to quickly start looking for another job. Something happens at the end of term… And a Time magazine article, which was beyond useless in explaining what it is.
I’m none the wiser… 🤷
Congress members in the US are elected in constituencies. For each constituency each party typically fields one candidate. Before the actual election, the parties hold primary elections to determine the candidate for the constituency for that particular party. Pretty much anyone can run in these primaries. Your chance of winning very much depends on the support, i.e. funding you have. If Elmo decides to fund candidates that would challenge the incumbents in the primaries, he could likely unseat quite a few of them on account of having a lot of money. And yes, this is all deeply undemocratic.
Thank you. Every time I think the US election system couldn’t be any more open to corruption, I’m proven wrong. Learning something new every day.
Wait until you hear about super-PACs.
Wait until they hear about AIPAC.
This is the reason he will be ignored. He has more money, but wouldn’t be willing to spend it. Israel gets some it back with military deals, he wouldn’t.
The ability to corrupt is inversely proportional to how active our citizens are in the political process.
Only like 10% of eligible voters vote in primary elections. That likely makes it far easier for money to buy enough name recognition via advertising to make a financially backed candidate a shoe in. But if you look at something like the NYC mayoral primary, a grassroots movement with support still beats moneyed interests.
That said, our country does a lot to discourage participation in our political process.
And yes, this is all deeply undemocratic.
Agreed, and it’s worth noting the Republican party has done the same thing to candidates who weren’t far enough to the right.
That’s essentially what they did over the last couple decades. Remember the Tea Party?
If the party isn’t where you want it, drag it there.
