JD Vance has said he is ready to take on the presidency “If God forbid, a terrible tragedy happens” to Donald Trump.
In a wide-ranging interview with USA TODAY, the vice president said he was “confident” President Trump would see out the rest of his term, but added he has had a lot of “on-the-job training”.
He also insisted to White House Correspondent Francesca Chambers Trump was in “incredibly good health”, despite recent questions about the president’s physical wellbeing.
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So something terrible must happen to both at the same time. Noted.
Then Mike “I-like-my-son-to-know-when-I-cum” Johnson will be in charge.
I don’t think the country is ready for it. Think about it. If he died tomorrow would you have enough alcohol for the celebrations? I think not.
Couches everywhere should shudder in horror.
Expect the Supreme Court to overturn Couches v. Vance.
Imagine all the conspiracy theories from the maga crowd if Trump were to die.
Q is kill
no
Deep cut
He’s here to fuck couches and chew bubble gum and he’s all out of bubble gum.
They’re going to need to wrap up the furniture in the oval office like it’s moving day.
He already isnt allowed within 500 feet of Ikea…
He’s going to kill Trump just like how he killed the pope
Maybe Vance isnt all bad
You take that back
No one ever asks if he took care of the couches needs first.
He’s going to pope trump
“If God forbid” *fingers crossed* “a terrible tragedy happens” …
“If Air Force One, carrying Mr. Trump were struck by a missile and blown up, that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic,” exclaims Vance, “that’s right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?”
“Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly wouldn’t be a great loss.”
Maybe a terrible tragedy should happen to the couch fucking popekiller.
* fingers crossed *
“terrible tragedy” …yeah
Yeah, that’s a weird way to spell “New National Holiday”.
Couchfucker is gonna use the 5-point palm exploding heart technique on Chump.
Well it worked on the pope
he’s finally gonna kill him
It is very normal to talk about this.
He was specifically asked about the President’s health in an interview, and gave a bog standard answer any Veep would say.
People are reading too much into this. Trump’s health certainly isn’t good, but he’s not likely to pop off this week.
It’ll be nice if I’m wrong.
A competent politician would redirect into confirming the health and longevity of the president, and not talk about the scenario of his death at all.
“That’s what the constitution would ask of me, so yes, obviously. I don’t understand why you’d even ask me this.”
I gotta wonder why he said that, especially in light of all the rumours surrounding orangeman’s health.
Could be Vance is giving America a head’s up of things to come.
What are you even saying, there is no reason, this is NORMAL. I too keep declaring regularly to my family that I am ready to step up and inherit my dad’s house
and live there instead of my shitty flatshould ThE uNsPeAkAbLe happen. This is to reassure my dear family of my loyalty to my dear old dad and my confidence in his health, obviously, may he live to 150. Normal People Things.🫠
I don’t do this, not least because I am in no shape to take care of a whole-ass house lol
Probably just answered the question the reporter asked?
We can only hope that trump does end up dying soon and this comment sparks some massive conspiracy and the right turns on and subsequently eats itself
Until we hear about sofa island.
The only tragedies would be that Trump would have escaped prison and Vance would be President.
i want the cunts to die, but I want to see Drumpf in prison more. So… Hmm. What do?
