I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
"A man walks into a bar.
It hurt."
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think the second guy would’ve seen it coming.
Why did the law student walk into a bar?
Answer
Because he didn’t pass the bar
A seal walks into a club.
A guy says: “mira! FOCas!”