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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 14 hours ago

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  • LiveLM@lemmy.zip
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    Everybody gangsta til XZ Utils gets an update

  • Ethan@programming.dev
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    Upstream infrastructure was compromised. Implying it’s a fault with Notepad++ fault is disingenuous. What OSS maintainer is going to think, “I need to pick a hosting provider that’s not going to get hacked by the Chinese government”? Unless your favorite editor is being hosted on infrastructure hardened against state level hackers, it’s not any better.

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      Did you not read the part about n++ not changing/rotating credentials? I think there’s enough blame to go around.

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    ed is the standard text editor https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed-msg.en.html

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      When I use an editor, I don’t want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a “viitor”. Not a “emacsitor”. Those aren’t even WORDS!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

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        Here’s Ed for you

  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    ?

  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    me reading this title and being transported to LiveJournal in 2005

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    vim is all i need and is all i’ll ever need.

    • Lorem Ipsum dolor sit amet@lemmy.world
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      Emacs* is bloatware

      Vims just bloat on ed

      ed is the only answer.

      Our true salvation

      *being an acronym for “Eight Megabytes And Currently Swapping”

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      But what if you don’t get it?

      Ed. /s

      (Except actually I guess that could happen)

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    eMacs wasn’t compromised!

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      I f’ing love emacs, but don’t get cocky. It’s a security disaster.

      Well, if you use any packages fetched from the net anyway.

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        All of our modern infrastructure is.

      • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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        I was being like 99% facetious and the 1% serious has more to do with how eMacs updates are distributed as compared to Notepad++. To your point, any non-vetted packages would be a huge source of risk, and even vetted packages should be monitored.

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    What about nano? Is it OK to choose a safe middle ground? I mean with ed I could just as well use butterflies.

    BTW, notepad++ is popular on Windows. That’s the sort of software what gets hijacked.

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      I love nano, if only because nano means child in my language, and as slang it’s more or less equivalent to “bro”

      Bro, please I need to edit my docker compose.

      I know it’s only funny for me. That’s enough

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        What’s the language?

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          Valencian

          https://diccionari.llenguavalenciana.com/general/consulta/nano

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      Vim and Emacs are popular in ultra critical environments, and as far as we know they aren’t compromised by any intelligence agency.

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        but I like nano!

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          nano likes you too. But real h4x0rs use vim. Or emacs if they have 40 fingers.

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            I have – were I more artistically talented – often wanted to create graphics and stickers for Emacs utilizing the noble octopus.

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            nano good for idiot. me stupid. me nano for edit config file. nano not scary to leave, nano tell you exactly how!

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              Thank you for not only the laughter this morning but also for perfectly explaining why I always go for nano.

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                you nice to me. me thank.

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              You know, I know the command to leave is written every time emacs is opened, but it confuses me every time.

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            im pretty sure you can operate emacs with only one finger with some insane configuration tho

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              I’m pretty sure someone already did a Morse IME that could be used for that.

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              im pretty sure you can operate emacs with only one finger with some insane configuration tho

              Yes. They call it “Evil Mode”.

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                lol, but evil is vim keybinds. i was thinking of something more like morse code with one key

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          nano’s great

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          I used to like nano too. Then I found micro.

          • prof_tincoa@lemmygrad.ml
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            Well just wait until you find out about mili then 🙏

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            Yeah micro is my go to these days when i just want a terminal editor that does require me to learn a whole new system for something I’ve been doing most of my life

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      depends,
      do you want to edit the textfile, or nanodit it?

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        I actually prefer to microdit.

        • Lorem Ipsum dolor sit amet@lemmy.world
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          I spend several hours cursing the creators of Golang for making their language so annoying to compile on anything but the most common architectures.

          Then I realised I could compile micro-2.14 with gcc-go…

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    altr the only book i own on text editing

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    Would anybody be around to notice if it was?

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      Believe it or not, but ed (or in Addition sed) gets used quite a lot when editing files or strings in bash scripts.

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        I’ve used a lot of sed but never ed. Should skim the man page at sone point.

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