I’m more disappointed by the US hockey team deciding have a celebrity locker room party with Kash Patel.
To be fair they’re athletes and might have had no idea who this random ass guy with clearance to be there was so they just rolled with it.
I mean, I expect a hockey team to be in its locker room. Did they actively invite Patel, or did Patel just show up uninvited. I think its the latter, right?
Probably the latter, but they didn’t seem too annoyed that he was in there… even putting a medal around him.
They all seemed pretty chummy with him to me. Embarrassing.
Cash Patel, America’s answer to Salt Bae.
If I were that guy that actually scored the goal, I would be super pissed. Putting in all that work, then losing teeth earlier in the game but still playing, then gutting out that last play, only to have the President pretend to be him without putting in all that work.
Now that I think about it, though, it is a direct allegory for Donald Trump’s life. Always taking credit for the achievements of others, and putting his name on buildings he did not build himself.
It always amazes me how the people who couldn’t stop crying about Kaepernick taking a knee for the anthem (wahhhh don’t mix politics with sports waahhhh), suddenly don’t have shit to say when the director of the fucking FBI is partying with the US hockey team.
How long until he demands an Olympic gold medal of his own?
I was joking with my friends wondering when he’d steal one of the gold medals. Either like when he stole the FIFA medal or like Putin stole the Superbowl ring.
You mean when he stole/coerced the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize into giving it to him? The FIFA peace prize was designed specifically for him, so the fuckheads FIFA could ingratiate themselves to him. Same with that bullshit ‘clean coal hero’ award.
But I get it, there are so many fake and stolen award shenanigans going on with him it’s difficult for anyone to keep track.
I think they were talking about the 2025 FIFA World Cup. not sure how much you can trust The White House or Trump, but dude claims they kept the ‘original’ FIFA 2025 World Cup Trophy lol and you’re right it’s very difficult to keep track at this point.
Idk. Is Trump’s distraction theatre really worth engaging with?
Kinda working the opposite way these days. Every wild headline is a glaring reminder that he’s certainly a child rapist and he has no skill at anything except being awkward and gross
Remember Putin trying to pretend to be good at hockey too?
Yeah he played on a team, and the opposing team let him score 4 goals, and putin was old too, like he should’ve been embarrassed to have people let him win like that.
I know it’s never gonna happen because Donald knows deep inside how pathetic he is but… Man wouldn’t it be amazing if he tried to do this in real life and fight a Canadian hockey player? He’d probably fall and break a hip long before he has a chance to though.
That’s some strong ‘Monty Burns in the sack race’ vibes.
fuck that pedophile
“Unhinged” is not really a word with any value anymore as it relates to him. It implies that he’s crazy, but he is not. He’s got a rotten brain and a rotten soul and he works in the service of America’s/Humanity’s enemies. That’s not “unhinged”, that’s just plain hostility and malevolence.
Promoting the restoration of tourism.
I can think of some significantly more unhinged things he’s definitely on video doing in some pretty important files.
He’s barely clever enough to be a puck: it’s the center of attention alright, but it’s dumb as, well, a lump of rubber, and it’s being pushed around by clever players.
Sounds exactly like him tbh
I instinctively downvoted this out of pure disgust. Then undid it because unfortunately this is relevant news, not his post. Yuck.
For the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Please leave Hockey out of this please… :Barf:
At this point I’d be more surprised if he did something with hinges.
I feel gross actually watching that garbage.
I also am convinced people will think it’s real or at least think he’s cool for posting it.
