Manjaro: the one who never does their homework but still gets a pass.
Poor OpenSuse. The exchange student. Pivotal to the group project. Everybody loves them when their arpund but no one mentions them
manjaro also frequently steps on his own glasses and can’t see without them.
alpine should have some minimalist edc stuff but nothing fancy and doesn’t do anything else that stands out
Sorry about your mom btw
Alpine is minimal. That kid would show up in one piece pajamas because it serves the job of pants, shirt, underwear, and sweater+hood.
don’t forget their lunchbox (BusyBox)
It better be a batman lunchbox.
Meme needs to be revised to this
Apparently there are no women in Linuxville?
Give the arch and gentoo users a couple months 🤣
Nah Fedora’s a girl, sorry that’s how you find out your mom is gay
Even though I find it likely that you detected an actual bias in the design of the meme, I don’t see any explicit indications of Manjaro’s, Fedora’s or Alpine’s genders.
They’re still not wrong; they’d be girls, not women.
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Mint?
Mint - nice and polite kid, doesn’t smell bad
Always offering gum and tic taks to everyone.
Takes the new kids under their wing.
Mint is probably the first years’ teacher who still hasn’t burned out
Bazzite: The kid with rich parents who has built three gaming PCs in the past year, just to keep his hardware up-to-date… But he only uses them to emulate games that are at least 10 years old. He also thinks RAID is a backup.
25000 words, high school AU enemies to lovers, hurt/comfort slash
Slackware: Just sits there quietly and tries to blend in, but wears a plaid 3-piece-suit and smokes a pipe.
Slackware is the ancient teacher still using chalk and a blackboard threatening to beat misbehaving kids.
I think Slackware would be more:
Sits in the back of the room quietly working, well wearing a three piece plaid suit and smoking a pipe. Depending on the day the pipe may contain tobacco, marijuana, and/or mushrooms. Still uses a slide ruler because its stable tech.
a student is outdated?
Still uses memes from 10 years ago
Bazzite: Sweaty gamer in their mom’s basement. Goes a minimum of 2 days without showering. Talks like they know stuff, but really they parrot what they read on internet forums. Could change their whole life if they wanted to, but they refuse.
Is nobara more or less unhinged than Bazzite?
Never used it. Can’t say.
I use Arch btw
NixOS is missing cause they graduated early 😎
NixOs is the one in the corner playing with their imaginary friends.
lol NixOS shows up every day with their younger sibling that is somehow smarter than them but yesterday they were the younger sibling
I feel the word reliable is missing for Debian.
Debian - A little boring and outdated, but friendly and reliable. Everyone likes him.
Like this?
Friendly, trustworthy and reliable! 😁
Ubuntu is the tinfoil hat guy who believes weird stuff
Ubuntu is the annoying self-diagnosed kid that demands the whole class be run to his bizarre standards to the detriment of all the other students.
I was thinking Ubuntu is the one who follows people around and steps on the heels of their shoes while they walk, but has loads of “friends” because they have money.
That fits as well 😁
