Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-221 hours agoPissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.message-squaremessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1159arrow-down137
arrow-up1122arrow-down1message-squarePissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · edit-221 hours agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down1·20 hours agoPooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
minus-squarewhyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoyou can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
minus-squareMunkisquisher@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoThat’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
minus-squareFireRetardant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoMy issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·18 hours agoCtrl-F “waffle stomp” Ah, there it is…
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·20 hours agoOnly if you’re at a 15 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agoWait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·20 hours agoThis was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
minus-squareteft@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 hours agoMy bad. Too many medical shows lately.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·19 hours agoWhy has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours agoYes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·20 hours agoYou don’t have a shower scoop?
minus-squareChozo@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up14·20 hours agoWe’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoThey come in a pack with a poop knife.
minus-squaredrzoidberg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·20 hours agoJust waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
That’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
My issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state
Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”
Ah, there it is…
Only if you’re at a 15 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
Modern Fart is so pretentious.
You don’t have a shower scoop?
We’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
They come in a pack with a poop knife.
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.