adding AI to everything will continue until morale improves
Can Microsoft play its own games for me so I don’t have to play them?
That’s the idea, but you need to pay for the game first so that MS can enjoy it.
Fucking disgusting, Microslop cannot help themselves, Satya needs to be thrown out of the company at this stage. He’s going to run Microsoft into the ground and everything they ever bought. As eventually, people are just going to stop paying and using their stuff with this continued forced push of LLM garbage. It needs to stop. I use Linux as my main operating system, my Xbox Series S is an extra in my home. It will be replaced with a Steam Machine ASAP.
Hey… Not to worry. The goal is for us to be forced to use proprietary, AI ridden malware. Android is locking down, age verification and hardware level scanning laws are coming to every western nation. They would never just outlaw Linux but they could neuter its freedom and autonomy. Privacy ROMs will be banned soon, either explicitly or by being made near impossible to get. Every device, every interaction online, every communication, will be scanned for state approved guidelines.
Thiel, the Heritage Foundation, the Elsons, and a bunch of rich fucks and companies want to control every single part of your life. Mark my words when I tell you, if they get their way in the future, we’ll all be slaves (literal slaves, not wage slaves) and neurolinks will be forced in every single person. These people are disgusting and sick
nuerolinks forced on every single person? lol okay, that’s enough internet for today…
Pax Judeica
Microslop has always failed upwards.
That’s really not true though. If Satya hadn’t guided Microsoft to their current cloud services model, their loses in various anti-trust cases could have ended the company as a penny stock.
These huge companies aren’t immune to consequences.
SEARS was untouchable, and is now nothing.
SEARS didn’t adapt. They were a mailorder king in the 80s, but somehow they didn’t feel online store was the method they should go with…which is just mailorder with an online catalog.
Same seems to be happening with MS, they don’t understand their clients.
Microslop trying to ease the comming AI bubble crash by forcing AI down our throat?
Quick poll: did anyone ask for this? Any single person at all?
Phil Spencer probably didn’t approved of this and got shitcanned.
Fuck sakes, I bet I can’t turn automatic updates off / can’t play installed games without internet access…
Can I tell it to get rid of the ads on my Xbox home screen?
No. But you can use it to get misinformation.
This would be so cool with a shotgun barrel in my mouth and the trigger pulled!!!
A trillion dollars to reinvent cheat codes.
What a world.
If you need that much handholding, why not just watch a playthrough on YouTube and save yourself the money?
i no cap do this for puzzles that i don’t give a shit about and do not enjoy solving
Fair, I don’t want to solve puzzles, I wanna kill zombies.
Because the concentration span of every new generation keeps decreasing. If they don’t figure out things immediately, they get frustrated and do sth else like scroll TikTok to get the instant dopamine boost.
We’re doomed, aren’t we?
I just wish the end would come already.
Tired of watching the goddamn preamble.
They likely want to start collecting data. So they need to get something rushed out so that they can build up the pile of data they will need to build out and refine this feature in time for the launch of their next console.
why
literally give me one reason why this should exist
To quickly add 200 million unwilling new Copilot users for the next shareholder report since nobody’s buying the Microslop? Not that it’s a good reason, but that’s my guess.
Exactly what your few remaining fans want.
Copilot seems like an online feature. As such, I hope it requires a GamePass subscription like all multiplayer games do.
Good news you can have it for free! Oh and don’t worry, it’ll automatically be included with the next update!
They will train it on user input and have it tell players to “kill this” or “kill that”, what could go wrong…
Okay so all 4 Series X consoles sold, including mine. I won’t use it, so that leaves 3 possibilities left.
