• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
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    3 hours ago

    Some rich jack off gets caught in a scandal. 2 months later he’s on the Christian shopping channels telling how he’s finally found the lard. Like ffs how many times do we have see this episode again?

  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of the story of the father/pastor who raped his daughter, and was given a slap on the wrist 60 day jail sentence for, according to the judge, being a “good christian man”.

    Which, like… what part of raping a child makes you a good christian man? Smells like to me the judges home PC probably has sexual images of children on it.

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      No, to the Christians, it’s not “raping a child” it’s “sex with underage women/females/etc…”

      In their religion, it was totally normal to have sex with rape children, even and especially when it’s their own child.

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        its just disgusting how short time ago it was legal, accepted and even encouraged.

        My grandmother was sold off at like 13 to a man 4x her age to marry. and she, to this day, sees nothing wrong with it.

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      My father went from barefoot hippy to sportcoat-wearing, Champaign-sipping millionaire by saying “Jesus” a lot to a lot of wealthy people. Most of that money went up his nose over a couple decades and he died broke and alone, but for a time I got to see how the wealthy live.

      (It’s a lot of hedonism and drugs, so, so much drugs.)

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    What if you say, “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!” a lot? Does that count?

    Edit: Wait. I just remembered. I’m not rich.

  • gon [he]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    >Be me  
    >At the park, chilling  
    >Random white guy comes up to me  
    >Punches me in the face
    >ouch.mp4
    >"JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS"
    >yo dude, not coo-- !!
    >he flashes his rolex
    >alright, i'll let this one slide...
    
  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    Court Transcript:

    Judge: How do you plead?

    Deferment: JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS…

    • f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz
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      4 hours ago

      speeds away from courthouse

      This is not unusual to see in midwest America; although I haven’t lately seen the local “LIBERALS ARE DEMONIC” spelled out with $30 worth of reflective letter stickers.

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    22 hours ago

    Needs wiggle room. You won’t get away with everything, but it’s even money that you could.

    For all we know, Trump was the mastermind behind Epstein vacations.