From seed to harvest it’s about 90 days, if you get an autoflowering Type it’ll likely tell you exactly how many days
From harvest to trim I do about a day, then 3 weeks to a month of drying, and then a month in a jar to stew before it’s “ready to go”
4-5 months depending on how hardcore you do the after-harvest stuff, basically. I keep 2 sets in rotation, when one goes to flower I plant another, basically
As someone who doesn’t play with friends either:
If the games don’t need communication to be good, play em anyway. Go for solo performance and if the team wants to whinge then it’s their fault for being mutable. I give everyone a chance, mute them if they spam or go squeaker, it’s honestly not that common to be an issue these days even in games like COD