Duodecimal 😈
Aww shit, good call. Which notation and names for the new numbers are we using?
0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,cat,girl,
10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,1cat,1girl,
20,…
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cat0,cat1,cat2,cat3,cat4,cat5,cat6,cat7,cat8,cat9,catcat,catgirl,
girl0,girl1,girl2,girl3,girl4,girl5,girl6,girl7,girl8,girl9,girlcat,girlgirl,
100,…
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International Fixed calendar The year had 13 months plus one new holiday. Each month is 28 days.
No more religious things. Books, buildings, posters, gatherings, merchandise, websites, teachings…
You can talk to your imaginary friend in private, but no more spreading that shit to youth or folks in a vulnerable state of mind.
One generation and that garbage is either done and gone forever; or I just triggered judgement day and learn the hard way that I fucked up and the religious crowd gets their coveted ascension. Win win.
No more religious things.
So we’d have to dissolve Apple as a company. I’d be fine with that.
Anyone, regardless of status, race, wealth, sexuality, religion, etc. that violates anyone’s fundamental human rights would be put to death. Period. Tolerance of intolerance breeds intolerance.
I would want some clearly marked boundaries then, because I would consider unpaid labor a human rights violation but I wouldn’t want my old boss executed just because I clocked out and then picked up some trash on my way out the door.
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You’re being funny, but this would lead to the death of every one on earth, we’d have to have automated evaporation cubicles, like in that Star Trek episode. A toddler violated my human rights this morning. I will pursue you to the ends of the earth, GUS.
Housing for everyone.
Socialism and planned economy, ban on private enterprises
Not only does it aim to stop neverending inequality shift and enshittification, it also helps to save Earth by putting an end to overproduction and bullshit consumerism
No motivation to do better leads to stagnating tech evolution. If you remove private business you stagnate
There is motivation to do better - inventors are praised and financially rewarded, and those who successfully apply new tech are too.
Sure, an inventor won’t turn billionaire, but he also won’t run a risk of losing it all trying to apply said invention. Market actually scares many off, it’s not simply a land of opportunities.
This. Think of Bill gates, and think of Linus Torvalds. Inspiration to make money can only do so much. There’d be a lot more people making awesome stuffs today if large corps didn’t just buy any small tech company making anything that could be used. Sometimes they buy them and use it, sometimes they buy is and then ensittify it so people will have no choice but to use things they want.
We might fancy a little stagnation if you look around
Depends of the sector i guess
Tailgating. It’s gonna kill you eventually so let’s streamline the process.
Also fuck you, especially when I’m in a god damned exit lane.
So you would standardize tailgating so that everyone has to do it?
That seems like the opposite of what he wrote.
They’re being pedantic about how the original question was worded in a gotcha attempt. Not worthy of a response.
all media and advertising shall have the same loudness
We already have standards for media, we would just have to enforce them more rigorously.
I think the capital punishment would be enforcement enough; don’t you?
Kill the violators of the standard, resuscitate them and kill them again!
I’m not an audio engineer, but this might be hard to execute.
Hard to execute
Nice, I see what you did there.
- ISO date and time.
- Metric system.
- USB-C.
- Git.
- ConventionalCommits.
- Semantic versioning.
- XDG Base Directory.
- OpenDocument.
- HDR10+.
Also, I would enforce every online shop, transport company, hotels… All of these functioning under a federated market, sort of like the fediverse. Impossible to corrupt. Impossible to monopolize. True choice.
Git
I understand the de facto standard situation, but I’d rather have Fossil as default as long as it’s suitable.
XDG Base Directory.
Defined by an env variable? How asinine!
Impossible to corrupt. Impossible to monopolize
You would be surprised.
Hold my briefcase
What’s with Git? Sure, it is used by a lot of people, but it has some of it’s own shortcomings as a snapshot-based version control. VCS like Pijul has it’s own advantages, something to do with the patch theory of differences (disclaimer: I’m not an expert in this).
I am also kinda opposed to enforcing XDG, because of how unstandardized it is. Like for example, to set a terminal, GNOME Shell had to hardwired a piece of code to their internals, checking to see if a particular environment variable exists, , or else use gnome-terminal, which is just bad practise.
Semantic versioning.
Most of the time. I use calendar versioning (calver) for my internal application releases because I work in IT. When the release happens is more consequential than breaking changes. And because it’s IT, changes that break something somewhere are incredibly frequent, so we would constantly be releasing “major” versions that aren’t really major versions at all.
OpenDocument.
Agreed compared to .doc and .docx. And if you’re going to version control it, markdown instead of a binary blob.
For academic documents in STEM fields, I’d love to see a transition from LaTeX to Typst. Much cleaner, better error handling, and it has a web UI if people don’t want to install a massive runtime on their own computer.
Yeah, Typist is great and has potential for much more still! The big issue is something like the network effect, LaTeX has everything you could possibly want, pretty much, and people will continue to primarily support it because it’s the biggest tool. It will be hard to break that cycle, but in the long run it may be possible.
Talking with your phone on speaker in public. Off with your head!
Talking on your phone like it’s a pizza slice; defeating the design, needing to then shout AND raise the volume, and generally looking like a moron on a reality TV show.
Whenever I see someone doing that I can’t help but question their sanity
If all punishment is capital punishment, then I’d keep it as laissez-faire as possible.
Except for “no parking in the bike lane”. That one’s worth.
That one’s worth.
You a word.
Alright, “That one is worth.”
A relaxing cat shall not be disturbed
Let kids skateboard.
No
Not if they’re going to disturb the relaxing cat.
Fair
Only if skateboards get a sound gauge and a small explosive.
You wanna … make skateboarders explode? Help me out, maybe I misunderstood. It’s hot here.
- Web pages must not have any javascript.
- Browsers must not have a javascript engine
- Web advertisement may only happen within a sidebar and must be either a static image under 70kb, or animated image under 400kb. The total of advertising must not surpass 2.5MB.
- Any videos or music loaded from the web may not autoplay
- At least half of any video advertisement of computer programs (includes games, android and ios apps, etc) MUST be of someone actually using the actual program/game/app
- Wealth tax. Fuck you, tax havens, and your clients.
… What happens if I want to abolish the death penalty?
Camping in the fast lane and/or driving with your brights on.
If you report anything not factual on the “news” or anything where you have an audience. I’m really tired of that bullshit.
