“Not going to talk about couches”? Oh yes you are. You’ve been hoisted by your own petard, and you’re gonna stay up there till we decide to take you down (we won’t, you deserve it).
Bring the tsr and feathers.
I know it’s a typo but my job title at work is tsr and I had to read your post again
Trump campaign refuses to deny that Vance sexually assaulted a love seat
That’s weird. People are saying Shay D Vance LOVES his couch.
Oh, that’s probably the best name I’ve heard of him yet. Hope it sticks.
When asked why he’s ignoring his wife, Vance stated quote “I don’t know, there’s just something so thrilling about the chaise, and I just don’t get that from her.”
“Obviously my couch isn’t white, but I love her.”
Lol, that reminds me of someone’s comment the other day calling him a homo-sectional
It’s like “uhhh, you realize you’re talking about couches right now, right?”
I heard he has a secret nest of tables with his mistress.
How dare you talk about his ottomans that way!
The fact they even have to say this in a PR release…WOW!
Imagine being the person who just made a small little joke online that’s now changed the direction of the election in a way
I would be RIGID if I did that.
If you fucked a couch?
I mean, who hasn’t!?
Right, guys?
Right?
If I nearly universally applied the title couch fucker to a politician.
QUICK! Don’t think of a couch!
A lot of people are talking about couches and other sexy furniture.
They don’t kiss and tell! /wink
Narrator: “they’re totally going to talk about couches.”
Now I’m hearing The Narrator talking about how
StanleyJD Vance went down the hallway to the break room and found several couches laying there, waiting. But for whom were they waiting? JD’s heart skipped a beat at the thought that they had been waiting for him, and when he saw the way those lustful couches looked at him, he knew it was his lucky day.
They could have memed it to hell and back with stuff like “I did not have a sexual relationship with that furniture mr. Clinton” or “only inanimate thing im horny for is democracy” but they had to go full serious damage control mode. Like, if they told us there are no aliens invading and put soldiers in the streets we would look out for ufos. What did they think they were going to gain by that kind of response? Completely detached from the ether, they are.
Why are they not talking about couches? What have they got to hide? Seems kinda suspicious.
I found some instructional material that might be helpful to Vance
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I agree. It seems like something you’d deny outright. It raises questions about whether or not Trump is a couch-fucker, or if MAGA republicans endorse couch-fucking. Is this their political agenda? To fuck my couch? Or your couch? Are they recruiting my furniture into their couch-fucking culture? There are a lot of questions here.
Probably gonna need a congressional inquiry to get to the bottom of this one.
Don’t forget to check under the cushions.
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this their political agenda? To fuck my couch? Or your couch? Are they recruiting my furniture into their couch-fucking culture? There are a lot of questions here.
Given how they taped maxi pads to their ears or wore diapers, id absolutely believe they’d fuck couches to prove their dedication to the GOP. Republicans are nothing if not performative.
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It raises questions about whether or not Trump is a couch-fucker
I’d rather him fuck couches than be a rapist, but here we are.
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Weird strategy this is the kind of thing you really want to get a head into er ahead of.
Apparently, the only way to get under their skin is to sink down to their level a bit. It’s funny how much attention some of this stuff actually got. They are just so weird!
It’s not even close to sinking to their level. This shit is harmless. That makes it especially hilarious to see them blow a gasket over something so lame. Trump wants to take his ball and go home.
I mean it’s just repeating a thing that isn’t true.
Like someone sleeping their way to the top of the presidential ticket? We’ve been dealing with their bullshit rhetoric for years so much we are all but immune to it. The magat snowflakes can go fuck themselves if they can’t take some in turn now.
Turns out that it’s also immature and shitty when we lie
Hey, I wish “They go low, we go high” worked but 2016 proved that isn’t the world we live in. Even then, joking that Vance fucked a couch, which is a super fantastical claim which most people will at worse laugh at, is in a different league than claiming the VPotUS got there on her knees, especially when misogynistic magats will instantly believe it is true.
Hey, I wish “They go low, we go high” worked but 2016 proved that isn’t the world we live in.
There’s a difference in boldly criticizing and just lying.
Even then, joking that Vance fucked a couch, which is a super fantastical claim which most people will at worse laugh at,
You say that but it’s easily believed as something a teenager could’ve done. Also right after the last time I had this silly argument I corrected someone on here who thanked me because they literally believed it happened.
is in a different league than claiming the VPotUS got there on her knees, especially when misogynistic magats will instantly believe it is true.
Of course it is. “They’re worse” isn’t really an argument. Just an excuse.
This is totally harmless and a total tounge in cheek reference to the only talking points MAGA can come up with. MTG says Democrats are pedophiles on the floor of congress, lefties are saying JD fucks couches on Twitter. There’s apples and oranges but this is oranges and pine cones and also helps lighten the mood overall which helps voter engagement and turnout.
But most importantly, fuck em.
It was never true, not even partially. I don’t want to measure how decent I am by the shittiest benchmark conceivable, i.e. MTG. Also btw this is based on a tweet that is believable and cites page numbers. Plenty of teenagers have done things weirder than fuck couches.
You missed the entire point of what I said. The “lowest” the left went is an obvious joke, which is the oranges. MTG calling dems pedophiles is the fucking pine cones. They are NOT similar, at all. It is not something that can br used to measure a god damned thing. Don’t be obtuse because you have a bad take on an issue, it’s a bad look.
And anyone who thinks someone would write about fucking couches in a grift book to Bible thumper is a fucking idiot. That is not believable.
No, convicted felon, and genuinely weird creepy Donald Trump, will take your ball and go home.
E. Jean Carroll already has the other one in a vice in her garage.
That reminds me of a story of some business man who was playing at one of Trumps golf courses with his 12 year old son. Trump was right behind them and because he went with a golf cart he caught up with them. Now they had seen Trumps shot go in the bushes somewhere. You mark your golf balls so you know whose ball it is. Trump, undeterred, drove up with his golf cart, decided the best placed ball, the 12 yo kids, was his and continued playing with it to the absolute bafflement of the father and son.
Now this story is from way before he decided to go into politics, but already showed exactly what kind of person he is.
It looks kind of pathetic. These dudes have real policy positions and behavior to attack and instead of anything substantive we get couches and weird.
If you’re trying to reach voters already with you, then it’ll be effective for that maybe, but it only tells other voters you think they’re imbeciles. Which is prolly accurate.
but it only tells other voters you think they’re imbeciles. Which is prolly accurate.
They’re trying to reach republican voters, of course they’re going to assume their target audience is a bunch of imbeciles who don’t care about policy. Because we have decades of evidence that they are a bunch of imbeciles who don’t care about policy.
You gotta meet your audience where they are, and we already know where the republican electorate is.
The talk about them being weird wasn’t devorced from policy. It was first brought up when talking about how republican leaders are weird for wanting book bans and abortion related policies
The media latched on to the word “weird” because it was unusual, but if you look at when Walz using it, it’s still largely being used in discussions of their horrible plans and actions
They latched onto it because they were told to by the DNC lol
There’s no way you believe that’s organic.
If their voters are willing to wear t-shirts saying “real men wear diapers”, we need to get in on this racket and sell “real men fuck couches” and “better a couch-fucker than a Democrat!” shirts, then after a certain threshold of sales and enough time for Vance and Trump to notice and comment on the phenomenon, we can reveal that the profits are being donated to Kamala and that every shirt sold has a secret message written around the image in a tiny font that says “if you can read this, you’re a fucking moron”.
Vladimir Futon.
“…because now we fucking LOVE SEATS, y’all!!!”
Nice word play.
Sounds like it just did
