Donald Trump wants to give Laura Loomer, the bigot and conspiracy theorist, a position in his second administration, should he win in November.
  • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
    251·
    3 months ago

    Am I imagining things, but has anyone else noticed that there doesn’t seem to be a clear picture of who she is? Like she’ll be taking a professional shoot, and somehow, she still doesn’t look recognizable?

    Ignoring the exaggerated plastic surgery and attention seeking hair style and new level of stupid, there’s something uncanny about her.

    Like if you told me she was an automatonric puppet I’d say yeah, id believe you, because I’ve seen better ones at Disney world.

      • gencha@lemm.ee
        11·
        3 months ago

        Every other MAGA article I read, someone mentions skin suits. Vance has no fucking idea what a donut is, cares only about glaze. The Trump offspring shooting big cats on a safari, having more chins than should be possible with skin attached to muscle. Trump looks like he’ll pop in half any second and a dozen alien clowns spill out of him. What is it with these tiny fucking hands on that lump? Rudi sweats black. These people are so fucking weird.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    24·
    3 months ago

    Lmao hold the fucking phone guys. THIS is what does it? THIS is a bridge too far…?

    Honestly, I don’t get it, but I’ll try not to overthink it.

  • shoulderoforion@fedia.io
    114·
    3 months ago

    laura loomer and donald trump have dominated the headlines, for the simple reason people can’t stop posting about it. it’s their only plan. it’s how they keep harris and waltz below the fold, it’s their only fucking plan. stop helping them.

    • Organichedgehog@lemmy.world
      51·
      3 months ago

      Uhhhh if she wants to keep feeding him “they’re eating pets” storylines for him to embarrass himself nationally, I’m on board

    • modifier@lemmy.ca
      6·
      3 months ago

      Disagree. This needs to be the story. This needs to be even more the story than it is now.

      • ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.worldEnglish
        8·
        3 months ago

        There’s some bridges where you can follow Twitter or Mastodon/BlueSky accounts (or probably anyone) on your preferred service. You can’t interact, obviously, but if you’re just following reporters for news or whatever, you can get a read-only type feed.

      • blarth@thelemmy.club
        5·
        3 months ago

        Sports and celebrity bullshit are the only things keeping Twitter afloat. They all need to move to threads or bluesky, because let’s be honest, they aren’t going to mastodon.

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
    14·
    3 months ago

    Do it. Don’t listen to the RHINOs telling you not to, this I’d the best idea ever.

    Honestly though, besides positively reinforcing every pathology he has, she’s probably also literally shining his… … …butt.

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
    411·
    3 months ago

    Loomer, for her part, fired back by tweeting that Graham is disloyal to Trump and a closeted gay man, while attacking Greene as antisemitic and mocking the circumstances of her divorce.

    I love watching their infighting.

    • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
      714·
      3 months ago

      I love watching their infighting.

      I really hope you’re not American. I see some poor child sitting at the top of the stairs cheering on their drunken parents domestic dispute.

        • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
          24·
          3 months ago

          All the infighting and out fighting just point to how diseased America is. These problems are absolutely not going away if Trump loses. I bet it gets worse. These people cheering on the disfunction are part of the problem.

      • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
        3·
        3 months ago

        I’m a virtually powerless USA citizen who has almost no power. Watching asshats with undeserved power or status fight among themselves is one of the few times I have hope that we won’t slide further down the drain. Almost everything else I see runs counter to that, so I feel justified enjoying their freakouts.

    • chetradley@lemmy.world
      6·
      3 months ago

      The Graham thing is pretty obvious, and would make me feel bad for him having to constantly hide his sexuality if he didn’t choose to tie himself to a political ideology where being openly gay is political suicide.

  • ilinamorato@lemmy.world
    159·
    3 months ago

    I didn’t think he was having an affair with Laura Loomer until he basically insisted he wasn’t as an answer to an unrelated question.

    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      English
      481·
      3 months ago

      Maybe he just thinks he had an affair with her because he daydreamed while he was schlackin’ it on the toilet. Who knows what’s going on in that diseased brain at this point.

      • kautau@lemmy.world
        6·
        3 months ago

        Idk based on her actions it would not surprise me in the least if she’s sucking on that spray tan for a cabinet position

        • barsquid@lemmy.world
          3·
          3 months ago

          Donald typically chooses from his collection of awful wretches and appoints the worst possible person for any given cabinet position. Which one do you think she’d be most unfit for?

          • kautau@lemmy.world
            6·
            3 months ago

            She’s most unfit for all of them. But let’s see her get appointed

            On January 14, 2019, Loomer convinced several men she met in a Home Depot parking lot, who she claimed were undocumented, to jump the fence with her at Nancy Pelosi’s Napa, California, home. The group set up a tent on Pelosi’s lawn to protest immigration before being removed by police. They were not arrested.

            For homeland security

      • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
        42·
        3 months ago

        You broke my magic streak of never having had a mental picture of trump masturbating. I didn’t know how special that was until it was gone, and now I want it back.

        • JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca
          101·
          3 months ago

          Don’t sweat it, he probably smacked his stubby little pud around until getting so frustrated by his erectile dysfunction he angry posted to social media about how he won the debate.

          His little Cheeto shaped pud.

    • rsuri@lemmy.world
      16·
      3 months ago

      Just like the cognitive tests. No one asked him how he did on the cognitive tests, heck no one can find out how he actually did thanks to HIPAA. But he obvously has no understanding of that so he thinks he needs to get ahead of the story of how terribly he did on the cognitive tests.

      • NutWrench@lemmy.ml
        6·
        3 months ago

        This is the classic Trump response to an awkward, uncomfortable question. 1) Don’t answer the question and then 2) Answer another question that nobody asked.

        For example, when Trump was asked about paying for hookers, instead of simply saying, “I don’t patronize prostitutes” he said, “I’m a germophobe” instead.