Marjorie Taylor Greene appeared to double down on her Hurricane Helene conspiracy theory over the weekend, following up a baseless claim that “they” can control the weather with an assertion that such a scheme might involve lasers.
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If I had to choose between two parties and one of them had the power to control the weather, I’m pretty sure which one I’d choose!
Just yesterday i was trolling conservatives on tiktok with space lasers. I wonder if i found MTG’s information source on accident
Hey I’ve been a junior lieutenant in the Jewish space laser corps since I was 16
I’m here to remind you that May is Mental Health Awareness Month.
Ms. Greene is here to remind you that you should be aware during months other than May, also.
Wasn’t she just sounding almost like a reasonable person? Like last week?
Regression to the mean
Look, lady. Us Jews are way too busy controlling Hollywood and the world’s banks to bother with space lasering some hurricane. Figure it out for yourself this time.
Wait, I thought you guys were busy with the metric system and the Atlantis project. Did you outsource that again?
Wait…you’re Jewish?
But…squid isn’t kosher…
I’m not planning on eating myself.
Not with that attitude.
The dumbest people on the planet.
No doubt they are dumb but a lot of them know they are lying.
Fuck this evil hag
fuck her yourself coward
Another thing I’m certain she doesn’t actually understand.
So she’s saying man made climate change is real??
Noice!
Don’t let her fool you, she’s in the government and has a say in where the lasers are aimed.
I’d love to see a reporter follow through with this. Put her on the spot for her vote on laser weather control, what she knew and when she knew it, if someone trusts her enough to put her on a committee what did the committee do when that came up. May she can start an investigation into the actions of the National Weather Control Service
That’s why she says “they” instead of who she really means. She can always claim to not be a part of “them” and the label can be applied to any group people want. Keeps the hate train running on schedule.
The Haitian immigrants are lasering your dogs.
As a Canadian I am embarrassed for the United States every day.
She’s more obsessed with lasers than the RCA labs were
Next she’ll start adding magnets into the mix.
Just wait until she halfway understands the word “quantum”
Just like, how to pronounce it?
Marjorie “Low Bar” Greene
it rhymes with aflac
There’s no halfway to understanding quantum; you either do or you d-- ooohhhhhhhhhhh.
Schrödinger’s epistemology.
The fediverse needs a special community for posts like this…
Nutjob News
so US Politics
Sadly, until we, the US, as a country, get our heads out of our asses and vote these people out, regular news and nutjob news are going to have a lot of overlap.
There’s also !nottheonion@lemmy.world I guess.
True that. I’m already subscribed to Not The Onion, but thanks for sharing, very fitting community for such batshit crazy news. 👍
