I’ve seen this bot here since January, and the fucking thing still doesn’t let up.

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    5 days ago

    I got it, too, banned the sender, and deleted it as it was obviously a scam. But now that it seems to come back, what was it about, actually? Do they just want to harvest data, or what did they want?

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    You can add me on Friendica

    Well that’s a huge red flag right there. Nobody uses Friendica.

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    Oh no
    I’m never leavin’
    This acne makes me too slow
    (Push Nicole there)
    (God, Rastafari)

    Nicole, I love you
    I’ll never leave you
    Without you I turn to stone
    Nicole, believe me
    Love was meant to be
    Consumed by you and me
    Nicole

    Nicole, I love you
    I’m thinking of you
    With every motion I make
    When the stars are above you
    Know that I miss you
    And I’ll be there sooner than you think

    Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole

    Nicole, I love you
    I’ll never leave you
    Without you I turn to stone
    Nicole, believe me
    Love was meant to be
    Consumed by you and me
    Nicole

    Nicole, I love you
    I’m thinkin’ of you
    With every motion I make
    When the stars are above you
    Know that I miss you
    And I’ll be there sooner than you think

    Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole

    Boo do do do do do do do do do
    Doo do dwee doop do do do do do
    Doo do dweep doop doo do do do do
    Nicole
    Nicole
    Nicole
    Ba ba ba bum
    Nicole
    Ba ba ba ba ba bum…
    Nicole
    Nicole…

    Take a toke of that smoke
    Make that joke and crack that yolk
    Nicole
    Want to love, rise above in the glove
    Nicole
    What can I say? That I’m gone today I can’t stay
    Nicole
    Go home please please believe
    You aren’t…cause you’re built for speed babe
    Nicole
    Ohhh, think of Old…Old Queen Cole
    Cocoa Puff man, you know who you are
    I’ve seen your cocoa puff man, Nicole, hahahahaha
    Nicole, Nicole
    I seen the whole fucking…I seen your cocoa puff man Nicole
    Hahahaha…man

    Fucking cunt…you fucking cunt
    You never called me…
    Fucking…cunt (fuck cunt fuck cunt fuck cunt)
    Fuck that man…fuck

    Go and hang up the phone
    I’ll fucking kick your fucking ass man right now
    Fucking bitch - hang up the fucking phone man
    Hang up the fucking phone
    Fuck man, turn off the ringer
    You cunt man, fuck it
    Turn off the ringer right now
    Fuck it, fuck it, fuck her (ck her ck her ck her ck her ck her)
    Shit, yeah, exactly, damn…

    Yeah, I’ve seen your cocoa puff man
    We’re now entering the cabin
    We’re going to- we’re going to flush the toilet on the air
    Get some more cord in here
    Oooh, flush Nicole down the toilet, hahahaha
    Cause I’ve seen her cocoa puff man
    Fuckin’ cunt, wash my hands, wash her rim
    Wear the glove, Nicole
    How can I say, I’m gone today, I can’t stay, Nicole
    Hey, who clogged the sink?
    It’s clogged, man, clogged, the sink’s clogged
    I’m gonna wash her off my hands and the sink is clogged
    Please don’t be, it’s you I need, cause you’re built for speed, Nicole
    …Paper towels…
    …Nicole…
    …There we go!..
    Nicole! Nicole! Nicole! Nico-o-o-o-le!

    Where you at, man? Where you at?
    Fuck these shit! Call me back!
    How come you never call him?
    How come you never call my buggy, Nicole?
    Fucking cunt!
    You never call my buggy back!
    You out there, Nicole? You listening to this?
    He called you so many times and you never call him back
    You never call my buggy
    Did you hear that, Nicole?
    Fuck! Fucking cunt!
    Call me back!

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    I’ve only ever received one from them. One of the fediverse’s flaws is no central blacklist so if your instance isn’t moderated well and actively you’re gonna have a bad time.

    I think I remember them talking about tools and lists to share between instances but idk what the progress is on that or who was in charge of it.

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      It’s like the misspellings in the phishing emails: it ensures only people who will fall for the trick will respond. If some model messaged you out of the blue, you’re more likely to be suspicious or you feel that you’re super attractive and a model might actually reach out to you. Either way you’re more likely to not bite on the bait.

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          Yup. It’s why the scams by phone are so irritating to most of us, as another example. It’s just obvious and a time waster, but by making the scam easily visible to people who have the characteristics to not be vulnerable to them, it weeds out all the false positives the scammers would then have to deal with. They don’t want you, mr. bright eyed and bushy tailed, who is ready to catch them out only after hours of trying to get you to give them the code to your gift cards. That’s a lot of wasted time. They just want granny who will follow every direction.

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            There was a scam on Discord that involved a fake Discord support person. I played along and was trying to get them to send me a malicious link or ask me to do something they shouldn’t so I could report them, but they never got around to it. I think they could tell I was wise to it.

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            Oh. And I thought they were just a bunch of idiots to make it so obvious. I would love to read scamming for dummies book tbh if one exists

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        I’m not even talking about the beauty of the woman in the photo, I just mean it’s a blurry, poorly-lit photo that’s taken at a bad angle.

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          Maybe that’s to make it seem more “real”? I’m not sure.

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        I’m not saying she’s ugly or anything this is just a blurry, poorly-lit, poorly-angled photo with no character to it.

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    I’ve still somehow never gotten one, despite being on here for a while. (I hope this doesn’t jinx it lol)

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      Hi, I’m Nicole! But you can call me the Fediverse Chick :D

      I’m a proud Polish girl from Toronto (29 y/o)

      I’m currently taking the pre-health sciences program at Toronto Metropolitan University hoping to get into the medical field someday!

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        Hi 👋 I’m Nicole👧! But🍑 you☝️ can call me 😅the Fediverse🌍 Chick🐣 :D

        I’m a proud😊 Polish🇮🇩 girl👧 from Toronto🇨🇦 (29 y/o)

        I’m currently🕑 taking the pre-health❤️‍🩹 sciences🔣 program at Toronto🇨🇦 Metropolitan🏙 University👩‍🎓 hoping☺️ to get into👈 the medical🚑 field🏟 someday📆!

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        1000068697

        Hi, I’m Nicole! But you can call me the Fediverse Bitch :D

        I’m a proud romance scammer from a basement (45 y/o)

        I’m currently taking therapy hoping to leave this bullshit for something meaningful to society!

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          1000019844

          Hey it is me, John Oliver

          I heard everyone is commenting and I thought I would join in. I host a show called last week tonight.

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    I got only one, but I didn’t block it so we’ll see.

    It’s a shame people can’t just seek out friends at random for real, but in this day and age it’s obviously a scam.

    Granted, Lemmy people… idk, I guess a Lemmy friend is the kind you dm when you accidentally break your Linux. Or idk, discuss Marxism? Lol

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      I think the issue is the “random” part of it. If I had a back and forth with someone on a gaming or LGBT or political organizing community, and the exchange was pleasant and they wanted to chat more, I wouldn’t be opposed, but if I’ve never interacted with someone and they are essentially spamming any and everyone the same copypasta, yea that’s not someone I want to interact with. Shout out to lemmings that help with Linux too.

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      Blocking doesn’t work since they create new accounts on bunch of different Lemmy instances every time.