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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world ·
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Pissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.

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Pissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.

Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world ·
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    No but into the draining warm water in the tub creating a piss vapor. You’re telling me you don’t know what I’m talking about?

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      Oh man, I’ve pissed in the shower most days for years and have never once taken piss vapor to the face. What am I doing wrong?

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        Not enough helicopter.

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        Missing neon yellow for “took a multivitamin”

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        I don’t see “vapor” on that chart.

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      I have no idea what you are talking about. And brother, I have been pissing my entire life.

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      I think you might have bad kidneys

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        Nah, I’ve got bad kidneys, and I manage not to piss in my own face 🤷🏼‍♂️

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        Maybe they just like asparagus.

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      How can you tell that this is even happening? There isn’t a visible yellow mist. There isn’t a smell.

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        I’m imagining this sizzling noise when the piss and water mix, and a pale yellow fog collecting around his ankles like he threw some dry ice in the water

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