Guess I’ll end up in jail or dead then because ain’t no way I’ll participate in bullshit like this.
At what point do we start Civil War II? Where can I sign up?
Or people can stop voting these prices of human shit into office.
Sadly, America has proven that it is full of dumb-dumbs and there will always be people who will vote pieces of shit into office.
i don’t know if the red states would object to the blue states seceding or vice versa, so instead we’d be looking at american interventionism 3: this time it’s personal
Ok. Were there. We’re at THAT point in this shitty timeline. We need to start clearing our calendars for the next few years. Where’s everybody meeting?
Right under the Tree Of Liberty.
Time to do some watering?
I’ve got my tricorne hat on and everything.
Damn that’s a pretty weird small government stance to want to constantly sniff out menstrual blood
This is gross and weird, and I can’t understand the psychology that goes on inside of people who are so lacking and self-awareness and are this messed up in the head.
It’s almost like they’re trying to lose this election. What next? Virginity inspections?
Please, they’ll run up the score in the south, get 80-90% easily.
Yes, even the women somehow.
Please don’t give them ideas.
Genuinely surprised they haven’t called for jus primae noctis yet.
Please, they’d all offer their wives and daughters willingly.
Sounds foreign, they won’t like that.
They don’t speak French
Nah, this is due to their base’s support being absolutely unwavering. This is a level of propagandistic control never before seen in the United States. Joseph Goebbels would fucking blush.
I don’t think you understand how many oppressive shitty people are in this country. The Taliban are alive and well here in America.
I do, I just don’t think they’re the majority.
Help make sure the majority against it shows up at the polls
Thanks to the electoral college, they don’t need to be a majority to get a Trump presidency.
Hitler wrote in Mein Kampf of the Southern policies of Jim Crow as an inspiration for Germany’s genetic policies.
We needed to finish reconstruction, instead we let the filth slime back into power.
Nah, it’s more like when you have a hammer, everything is a nail.
Conservatives only have one play, it’s to just keep going more right (as in, privatize things more and more to keep “fixing” things).
They have already gone after abortion.
What’s that? Fertility rate is low? We just got to try harder!
It’s in keeping with the conservative idea of small government, and minimal interference in personal freedoms.
The brain trust should streamline ejaculation surveillance programs instead. Ejaculation without a pregnancy? Right to jail. Right away.
Well, ovum are very small so this fits within the bounds of “small government” because we’re governing small things. Why? What did you think we meant by the “small government” phrase we’ve been saying all of these years? -Conservatives probably
“I want a government small enough to fit up your ass.”- Vance probably.
“So your for gay rights?”
“Wait… what?”
“I want a government small enough to fit my micropenis in” - JD couch fucker Vance
Source: me
I realize you’re joking, but he doesn’t have a micro-penis. He bought a very big one from fleshlight .
shifted away from being more anarchistic in nature to authoritarian. its going to see the split between libertarians (who are more anarchistic) and religious fundamentalists (who are more authoritarian)
Let’s hope that split is enough for the spoiler effect to ruin both their chances. Maybe once it’s no longer political suicide, the progressives can push their points harder.
Menstrual Surveillance Programs.
Menstrual Surveillance Programs!
Menstrual Surveillance Programs!!!
What you say?
Make your time!
Take off every zig.
Yeah, but to be fair, any surveillance program is bad.
The first part is what makes them so weird.
It’s qualitatively different from Watching For Shoplifters.
Trump: anyone who can grab a pussy can be a pussy inspector.
His reforms of the FBI will be very thorough, they will finally take their original role as Female Body Inspectors.
They are out of their minds
Oh, FUCK THESE GUYS
They’re working towards making that a mandatory policy too
Well of course those perverts are ok with this.
I can’t speak for effectiveness myself, but there are FOSS alternatives out there for my android peeps.
All found on FDroid which (as far as I’m aware) is android only.-
Mensinator: https://f-droid.org/packages/com.mensinator.app/
Last update 3 days ago, probably better. -
Periodical: https://f-droid.org/packages/de.arnowelzel.android.periodical/
Last update 11 months ago.
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It’s like they’re using an abusive spouse handbook to make policies lmao
“Under his eye” feelings intesify
Blessed be the fruit
“Early menopause? Nah, we think you have had 4 abortions this year. Prove you didn’t or go to prison.”
I guess we shouldn’t expect better from the party of bad female anatomy, sex education repression, and couch fucking. Weirdos.
The party that believes that a successful pregnancy is proof that women weren’t legitimately raped
Todd Akin, Missouri’s Republican Senate candidate, sparked controversy with a claim, made in a TV interview posted Sunday, that victims of “legitimate rape” very rarely get pregnant because their bodies prevent them from doing so.
Speaking to Charles Jaco on the Jaco Report on St. Louis’s Fox station, Akin was answering a question about allowing abortions in the case of rape. He said, “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”
https://www.politico.com/story/2012/08/akin-legitimate-rape-victims-dont-get-pregnant-079864
Todd Akin did apologize and then decided to make it worse.
In July 2014, WND Books published Akin’s book, Firing Back: Taking on the Party Bosses and Media Elite to Protect Our Faith and Freedom. In it, he said that he regretted apologizing, because “by asking the public at large for forgiveness, I was validating the willful misinterpretation of what I had said.” He also defended his original comments and attacked various Republicans for “wronging” him…