I hope it’s an aggressive, untreatable, painful, and terminal form of cancer.
It’s probably a side-effect of treatment for actinic keratoses, which are pre-cancerous skin lesions caused by sun exposure. Pale people like Trump are prone to those.
If that’s it, keep betting on the cheeseburgers to get him first.
I just need him to survive to November. Him being alive will drive the blue vote. After that, he can fucking keel over.
He’s rotting before our eyes like some sort of Dostoyevsky character.
USA, your “powerful leader” is literally displaying insanity dementia and is falling apart in front of your eyes.
If the Cheeto wasn’t so fucking evil I’d say this is elderly abuse, but in his case, I just hope he does quickly so that the world can cool down and go to something new and nice
Yeah, I know that it’s not just trump, it’s all the people that enable him too, but he has this charisma, like Hitler. Trump dies, and the entire maga movement and all the fascist shit does with it.
What? You think that the VP can take over and continue like that? I know maga is dumb, but do you really think anyone would be dumb enough to support that wet towel?
Pete hegseth? Or whatever the fuck that losers name is? You think he’d get support?
Nobody has that nauseating"magic trump touch" that magats love so much that they’ll happily let him rob them blind. Trump dies, manga dies.
So please trump, hurry it up, we’re waiting for a happy new world where we can finally put wealth caps and shit to make everybody equal, finally
His body has automatically gone into draft deferment mode. In the coming weeks, we may see all manner of manifestations.
If it’s a legitimate draft the body has ways of shutting it down
A spur of the moment if you will?
By the way, look at that horribly mangled, blown-off and then reconstructed ear following the assassination attempt. Why, that bandage he wore for a few days must’ve been truly miraculous. Amazing /s
I believe the bullet skimmed the top of an over ketchup’d hot dog before whizzing nearby his ear at this point.
Looks like it could be shingles. That shit can really hurt.
People, particularly old people, with weak immune systems get it pretty often.
I’ve looked into it further and no longer think it’s shingles. Too bad, since shingles can be extremely painful.
There’s a vaccine for that.
All the vaccine does is: make it happen less often and less severe. Vaccines are not panaceas.
People with shingrex often never get shingles unless immune compromised.
Younger people who had the Zoster vaccine never get shingles.
Shingrex is less shingles, not some jackass panacea.
yeah since we’ve been talking krasnov in general, who would have been 50 some odd years old when shingrix and zostavax were released to the public, he’s not in the “never get shingles” group since he almost definitely got chicken pox when he was young. glad we’re on the same page.
Mf’s probably on every blood thinner known to man to keep his clogged ass McDonalds arteries open.
I honestly can’t tell what’s satire with him anymore so forgive me if this was a joke, but I saw a quote where he said he takes like 3,000mg of tylenol daily to keep his blood thin because “who would want thick blood?”
Not tylenol, it was aspirin.
A massive overdoes of tylenol would be toxic to his liver and do us all a favor. But we’re not so lucky, sadly.
3g of Tylenol isn’t an OD tho, it’s right on the line of otc/rx prescription dosage. Every day? Abusive, damaging consumption.
I was very off lmao, it’s like 300mg daily not 3000. And yeah it’s aspirin. https://www.npr.org/sections/shots-health-news/2026/01/02/nx-s1-5665112/trump-aspirin-325-81-mg-low-dose-cardiac-stroke-heart-attack-bleeding
Looks like they graduated from hand IVs to neck…
Which would be horrible news for virtually any patient, but in this case I feel most wouldn’t have the same reaction
Nahhh it’s just “frequent handshaking” ;)
We can only hope that someone shakes him vigorously by the neck.
Hopefully with a rope.
I am in favor of this medical treatment they call “noose”
Guillotine gives the closest shave.
I like to watch the treatment work its magic. But, if all we have is guillotines…. 🤷♂️🥰
Why are neck IVs worse than hand IVs? Does that implied a ruptured vein in your arm? I have never heard of anyone getting a neck IV but I’m also not in the medical field
I’ve never heard of a neck IV. never seen one. I don’t work in medicine but I am more of a professional patient. Have lived at least a year and a half of my life inside a hospital (yes I have done the maths properly) to the point where said hospital had a “this is [whatever my username at the moment is]'s room” for like ten years on the door, and if I got admitted, it was my room as soon as it was vacant.
(it was a nice single room in the corner with a good view of the big tree across the parking lot and had an adjoining single room connected by accordion wall. If it was a slow week in the hospital they’d let me open up the accordion, push the other gurney to the wall and have a human sized room instead of a prisoner sized room. They were wonderfully accommodating)
Anyways my point is, if they are at the point of having to start a line in the neck, they’d probably do what’s called a Peripherally Inserted Central Catheter (PICC) line (run a larger catheter from an arm or leg to the heart, used for longer term stays or more caustic liquid medications) or a heart port (used for more caustic medications than PICC lines) instead. The jugular vein I would think has too much pressure for a vein to accept an IV catheter without springing one hell of a leak, but i am only an advanced layperson. They did accidentally start going up my carotid instead of down to my aorta when placing my PICC all those years ago, but it didn’t leave a bruise and I doubt it would. Also we’d see iv ports on his arm (mine hung down to my wrist). But you never know.
One procedure would be a neck arterial shunt to try and alleviate dementia symptons from poor brain blood flow.
like i said, not familiar with the procedure. would we be pumping saline in the carotid to increase pressure? this is completely outside the fields of medicine i have experience with.
Not in the medical field, but yes I think you got it right. I saw similar with my grandma, the nurses started with less visible areas - arms legs, later moved to feet and finally hands. She didn’t make it to the neck, but I have to think it’s a sign they are running out of places to poke
It looks like staphylococcus.
Oh, I was thinking shingles. Which I understand to be incredibly uncomfortable (not sure about a staph infection though it still isn’t pleasant)
Both conditions are unpleasant, but I had a stronger gut instinct towards staph. It’s possible he has shingles because I suspect he never received the vaccine, and his condition is likely not being adequately cared for.
He’s probably receiving the same level of treatment as someone on their deathbed, dragged out for press coverage. Your family has to genuinely care about you.
Shingles there is unusual, typically shingles break out around the mid body.
Shingles can happen anywhere, even on the face (ouch). I agree mid-body is more common.
I disagree, but only slightly. I think his antibiotic resistant necrotizing fasciitis is polymicrobial.
Must be that bullshit-resistant strain, to have been able to grow so close to his talking hole
Man if some kind of outbreak happens because they can’t let him die it would fit his legacy
Very likely, but how messed up do you have to be for it to be attacking your neck that hard, while under the best medical care in the country?
Should have used a more concentrated embalming fluid.
If that’s how bad it looks there imagine what his piss and shit covered dick looks like 🔬
Mmmmmmnnnno.
Please please die soon
I sure hope it’s something serious, thoughts and prayers. 🙏
Hey, whoa, whoa. Let’s consider our words. Let’s hope it hurts, too.
As long as it’s not benign, that would be awful.
B9? Bingo!
I don’t care if it hurts, I’m not vindictive. I just want him gone.
It’d be nice if it was embarrassing though, that might help reduce the cult of personality that will persist after he dies.
Many of us want it to hurt, though.
Thoughts and prayers to the red blotch.
I can only imagine the blotch’s suffering while being attached to that putrid growth. Best wishes to the blotch.
It would be so awesome if he suddenly just dropped dead
It would be so funny if he was doing one of his bullshit press conferences where he gets pathetic sycophants to bow and scrape before the king, when they gradually realize that he’s been sitting there dead for about ten minutes while they pretended like nothing was wrong for fear of making him look weak.
Lol, that would be really funny
“Death of Stalin” vibes, where Stalin lay dying on the floor in his room for hours because nobody wanted to risk disturbing him.
I want to see the Ianucci film “Death of Trump.” Who else could do justice to this murderous farce?
I want during his bullshit airplane pus conferences for him to shit his pants so loudly they hear it at the bottom of the plane, he sees them notice, in embarrassment he tries to flee through the door but yes he trips and tumbles on Vance down the stairs into a visibly messy splort (not blood, or at least mostly not blood and the blood is not from the tumble) at the bottom. He tries to pick himself up from the splort but there’s too much feces and JD Vance on the ground for his lifts to get proper purchase so he keeps falling over and over like sideshow Bob and a rake and this.
After seven or eight attempts he just gives up and dies.I’d say they probably have him hooked up to some type of monitor but I don’t think they do. He would throw the biggest hissy fit since he would see it as a slight against him.
Not yet. I need 8 more months out of this fucker.
On live TV please
You know damn well the GOP will weekend-at-Bernie’s this fucker. His followers will pull an Elvis-never-died-on-the-toilet. He made everything still active in the GOP all about him. When he dies, it dies.
After November.
If he dies before the midterms, this will get so much worse.
This is so important. It happening during a speech or press event would be the best we could hope for, there will be denials and conspiracy no matter what but its harder to fuck with actual reality when someone watched happen. Note that i didnt say impossible, just harder
And, please, let’s have it with blood spraying out of every orifice while he squirms and screams but nobody helps him.
What would it change now? Most major news sources in the U.S. would still be supporting this MAGA movement because it supports not taxing the rich. The people claiming the leader is losing their mental acquity no longer have to worry about such because you replace him with a younger white man who believes women need to know their place, trans people should all be killed, and every non-white person is a criminal. Trump didnt even believe all those things, but it seems the overton window could somehow potentially move further right with Trump’s death.
If Trump dies tomorrow MAGA supporters aren’t going to suddenly realize the deportation efforts and mistreatment of colored people in the U.S. was all because of underlying racism and being lied to. We would just have 2.5 years of JD Vance being President and someone like Stephen Miller puppeting/assigning Vance a VP who they think they could set up to be the next president in 2028 since they don’t believe they could sell Vance as being a proper dictator.
Guess I don’t have much of a glass half full look on this…
It would change a LOT. MAGA is a classic Cult of Personality, revolving around Trump and NOBODY else. There isn’t even a clear #2, with several people who are going to feel entitled to automatically take over, and many who feel they should be the successor.
Meanwhile, the people love Trump, and NOBODY else. They will NOT transfer their loyalty to anyone else. They may try to play along for a while, but their hearts won’t be in it, and without Rush Limbaugh around to flog them into action, they’ll fall by the wayside over the next couple of elections.
When he dies, the knives will come out, and the backstabbing will begin. When that happens, Dems should just stay out of the way, and enjoy the show. Maybe an occasional “You going let him say that about you?”
That’s why my fantasy includes JD Vance and Miller exploding for no reason and me getting three brand new ponies
On the other side of the half-adjective glass, consider that Trump’s biglyest advantage has been the cult of personality propping him up. Vance doesn’t have the experience or charisma to be able to sell himself to morons as their one true messiah and savior. The moderates will fall in line, but the brainwashed indoctrinees who wanted Trump and only Trump won’t just settle for a consolation prize.
Well unless we get something like 75 percent of the country resoundly supporting killing citizens United and stating companies can’t lobby at all unless they accept extra taxation on their income before reducing to profits, it’ll still end up being a lot of corruption that’s nearly unsolvable
leía voice:
“help us cholesterol , you’re our only hope.”
C’mon, do something…
This is the weirdest kind of edging i’ve ever heard of.
Honestly? I’d squanch it.
delete this
a hickey from Bill.
Bubba*
He’s a vampire! The conspiracy theory communities should be going nuts!
And right after suggesting Ted Cruz would be next on Supreme Court?
Coincidence? I think not!
Is Ted fucking Cruz even qualified for SCOTUS?
Oh boy! You should lookup what qualifications are needed for the post.
- Suck up to Donald Trump
That’s it. That’s the list.
He’s actually a pretty decent attorney. Can think up smart strategies. I don’t like him and disagree with him almost all of the time, but his legal chops are legit.
I feel like Aileen Cannon demonstrates why just being a lawyer doesn’t mean you’re qualified.
You’re right, I don’t recall him being named as a suspect in a rape case.
