Why is it a mystery? This has been their go-to MO for a while now.
It is a mystery, because if a detective starts a proper investigation, he or she will fall out of the window as well. And if you can’t investigate, it’s technically a mystery.
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It’s a mystery why they try to maintain plausible deniability at this point.
Probably they just do it for the lolz at this point.
Also, some people are REALLY stupid, so maybe it still works for that type - e.g. I hear that Tucker Carlson is still asking questions trying to get to the bottom of it all!?
How could someone fall out of a window, then accidentally shoot themselves in the back of the head, then fall down a flight of stairs, then shoot themselves again!? Maybe if they…
Russia sure has a bad gravity problem.
Not really. Gravity and windows work as expected
And works all the way to India!
This is heavy, Doc!
You must be joking!
, Mr Feynman!
And that window’s name… Albert Eintwobulletsinthebackoftheheadstein.
They need to get a new trick.
Like laying underwear with poison. Oh… right…
Someday there will be an important person in Russia who actually does die by accidentally falling out of a window. But nobody will believe it was an accident lmao
They’re not trying to hide it, though.
Everyone knows that’s what they do. And that’s why they continue doing it that way. It’s a way to say, “There’s nothing you can do to stop me, now shut up and obey.”
If it ain’t broke…
unlike that window…
This is why they say regulations are written in blood. Russia really needs to get on top of its building codes.
Maybe Russians, especially ones who go against Putin, should avoid windows, what with their difficulty avoiding falling out of them.
The only way to avoid falling out of the window is to leave Russia. Then you’ll be shot dead like they do in civilised countries - https://www.politico.eu/article/russia-ukraine-war-murder-maksim-kuzminov-spain-intelligence/
Where, like in the bunker?
Maybe just stay 10 feet away from the window? Or board it up!
I meant someone in particular if you know what I mean (;
Great advice. Wish it had worked for Navalny.
Ah yes the classic story about the guy who asked for a suite without windows, and the concierge says: “Ah you want the polonium suite then!”.
Judge probably actually tried to be a fair and impartial. In the words of Depeche Mode… WRONG.
That window maker sucks
“Mystery”
exactly
Dem russian windows are so fucking dangerous, so many important people keep falling from them. Why won’t daddy puttin save them?
Gravity poisoning is a real problem there.
…Along with Window Quality Control issues. Bad combo.
He needs Windows Recall
Then he can remember what things were like before he fell out of a window!
Defenestration is an at an all-time high in Russia!
Mystery…. Riiiight.