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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world ·
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Pissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.

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Pissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.

Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world ·
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    20 hours ago

    The piss vapor hitting me in the face is really not magnificent.

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      Are you pissing into a fan?

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        No but into the draining warm water in the tub creating a piss vapor. You’re telling me you don’t know what I’m talking about?

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          Oh man, I’ve pissed in the shower most days for years and have never once taken piss vapor to the face. What am I doing wrong?

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            I sometimes piss in a jug in the back of the work van. When its cold out it gets pretty steamy and stinky.

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            Not enough helicopter.

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            Missing neon yellow for “took a multivitamin”

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            I don’t see “vapor” on that chart.

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          19 hours ago

          I have no idea what you are talking about. And brother, I have been pissing my entire life.

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          I think you might have bad kidneys

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            Nah, I’ve got bad kidneys, and I manage not to piss in my own face 🤷🏼‍♂️

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            Maybe they just like asparagus.

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          How can you tell that this is even happening? There isn’t a visible yellow mist. There isn’t a smell.

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            I’m imagining this sizzling noise when the piss and water mix, and a pale yellow fog collecting around his ankles like he threw some dry ice in the water

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        lmfao I’m over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I’m now almost crying

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      If you’ve ever pissed on a campfire after eating asparagus, no piss related vapors will ever faze you again.

      Ask me how I know.

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        Roasting fresh asparagus over a wood fire? Nice.

        Add butter, garlic, rosemary, and coarse ground salt.

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      Drink more water bruh.

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        3/4 to 1 and 1/2 canteens per hour per day is the recommendation for soldiers working in inclement weather, and even piss that clear wouldn’t get me pissing in the shower.

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          And what’s that in non freedom units?

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