I wouldn’t fuck with George Clooney, Russia. His much more important wife is probably already planning to take you down in the ICC.
Holy crap. TIL https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amal_Clooney
Yeah, it really sucks that her husband is more well-known than her and I have a feeling he’d agree.
Ha! Say what you will about Obama, the man has a sense of humor.
Not if the US takes down the ICC first!
What are they going to do, bomb The Hague?
More like ignore them. It’s been casually effective to date.
Although bombing isn’t off the table either.
does the hague have oil?
Maybe they need some freedom.
Suddenly the whole thing with him owning a spy satellite makes more sense.
Trump will call him a mediocre actor in one of his upcoming rants because Trump is Putins cock holster
You shouldn’t degrade cock holsters by lumping Trump in with them.
My bad
Any Cock Holster used by Putin is automatically degraded.
<Noob Noob>: God damn!
As someone who’s had a grudge against Clooney since 2001, please don’t make me agree with trump.
What the hell did George Clooney do to you in 2001?
Why the grudge?
But Clooney didn’t act in 2001. Or was there a remake with him, like with Soderbergh’s Solaris?
Return of the Killer Tomatoes was 88 btw I learned further down thread
Maybe Clooney stole a bit part from that poster that said poster believes would have launched their career.
Poster has been holding this grudge for 23 years!
I don’t know if whatever he filmed was released in 2001, but he definately did filming in 2001.
Mr. Clooney’s reaction upon hearing the news:
What is this from? I guess I’ve never seen him in his youth
Retuuuuuuuuuuuurn!
Of the killer tomatoes!
Pump toothpaste! I forgot all about those. Why did we think that squeezing a tube was so hard we needed a pump?
Productly placed
George likes his chicken spicy.
Gee, I wonder who paid for product placements in this movie.
“G’day mate!” “Hey hoosier!”
Do you have just like a trillion gifs saved somewhere, or do you make them on demand?
Not op but if I need a specific gif of some movie I was reminded and I cant find it online I’ll go on my plex app and record my phones screen and then use that to make a quick gif on imgur haha
Do you have just like a trillion
gifsmovies saved somewhereBasically, whatever my family and some friends request my server sources it plus some lists of latest movies and shows that are released automagically get pulled so I have about 100tb of movies and shows at any given time depending on when my deleter docker purges old stuff
Damn bro, you must be loaded to afford all the licensing costs!
Oh. Um. Sure, yeah. Yeah. Definitely.
Nah, I just have a “trivia night” kind of memory and find them as needed.
How come my gifs aren’t moving when I upload? They’re moving on my phone.
One thing I’ve noticed is that if the file is a gifv, remove the “v” and it tends to work better. For anything else, no idea.
Beer and an Oh Henry?
Yeah, feed him to the Siberian Tigers. That’s as bad as beer and a PBJ.
That combo might go with this:
Not that I would ever drink such an abomination.
Peanut butter stouts are some of the most disgusting, vile, sacrilegious beers on the planet. We should be boycotting them. What is the name of the brewery that created this filth? Specifically, what brewery? And do they distribute to Oregon? I’ll buy them all so no one else has to suffer their creamy sins.
Idunno, but I definitely wouldn’t glance at the glass to the right of the beer. No matter what you do, don’t look at that glass.
Lmao, I was so busy looking at the can art for a logo I never even looked at the glass.
Already answered more it less but:
https://www.centralcoastbrewing.com/beer/p/p-nut-butter-breakdown-stout
First time I’ve seen something from my home area pop up on Lemmy. CCB is a solid brewery.
Whats wrong with beer, and a personal blow job?
Personal bj? ❌
Public bj? ✅
Mediocre? He’s the goddamn paterfamilias!
He’s bonafide!
“Pewtin here’s got a job! Pewtin’s got prospects!”
They think… He is… A toad.
A horny toad?
Damn, that’s a deep cut.
Well, we ain’t usin’ Fop, goddamnit.
I’m a Dapper Dan man.
Steven Seagal should just fuck off to vatnikland if he likes it so much.
That isn’t George clooney… That is Jurge Clooners
You mean the Golden Snowflake Award-winning actor, who portrayed the titular character in The Nazi Who Played Yahtzee?
Medvedev’s drinking again?
Oof, is Russia going to war on two fronts?
Ask Hitler how well that turned out for him.
“Alcoholic shithead posts incoherent nonsense on x formerly known as twitter”
It’s about time someone makes Clooney pay for his role in Batman and Robin.
He’ll just use his Bat-Creditcard
This sits right in the middle of the Bat Water Faucet and Mr Reese and I’m all for it.
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Makes me chuckle to think that Russian propagandists are like ‘Well no one will believe us if we call him a bad actor’
It’s like during the crusades again when they accused the other side of acting in bad faith.
Russia on its quest to find something it can fight and win against.
And they chose Batman?
They’re not very good at it, are they? :D
Clooneys don’t seem that.
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That was the USSR, helping the allies. They’ve wasted all the former might of the USSR in their war in Ukraine.
They wasted all their former might far before that. There’s a reason the leading cause of death for young men in Russia is alcoholism. The people have no hope and no future while Putin lives.
Well now you have just gone too far.
The greatest batman of all time is gonna bring it to them.
Nana nana nana na gratuitous nipples!
So, Kevin Conroy’s ghost is going to haunt Putin?
You can spread propaganda about Israel but we draw the line with George Clooney
Russia is actually just a Monty Python sketch now. And not one of the good ones everyone knows. Like a 6/10 Monty Python sketch.
One where a bunch of Gumbys are just improvising.
Oh no haven’t they seen the Oceans series?
O Brother, Where Art Thou? is my favorite movie
That soundtrack alone is pure gold, let alone the story of Odysseus told in the deep south.
As well as The Wizard of Oz!
I knew about the odyssey but what’s this about wizard of oz?
Taken from Whatculture:
While O Brother, Where Art Thou? was eventually credited as an adaptation of The Odyssey (the first Coens script to adapt an existing source), it was a different quest to return home that served as Joel and Ethan’s original inspiration, one that provides another slice of sepia-toned 1930s Americana. “We were thinking of it more as The Wizard Of Oz,” Joel revealed on the movie’s 15th anniversary on 2015, “We wanted the tag on the movie to be: ‘There’s no place like home.’” Even after the story moved more toward picking up on the episodic beats of Homer’s classical epic poem, there still remains a few residual elements of Oz in the film as released. The scene in which our three bumbling heroes disguise themselves as Klansmen to rescue Tommy from a lynching, for example, is an homage to the similar rescue of Dorothy from the Witch’s castle by her trio of bumbling sidekicks in the children’s fantasy classic. The Klan even march in formation with low rhythmic chanting just like the Wicked Witch’s guards.
Woa TIL! It’s one of my fave movies
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Yeah, I was gonna say, I really prefer that to the Oceans movies.
Fantastic film. Have you read The Odyssey by Homer?
Yeah, forced myself through it back when the film first came out. I’m glad to have read it but I’ll take the American south version any day lol
I thought it was fun to notice the little nods, like the “cyclops” wearing an eyepatch.
The Russian dub of Fantastic Mr Fox didn’t get Clooney and putin’s been pissed ever since…
Or The Peacemaker. He killed a lot of Russians in that movie
Meh, he’s been in much better. Those are just OK heist movies.
They’re perfect cable TV movies.
If you happen to have that still.Out of Sight being the best one.