Journalists need to bring back the good old art of monstering.
Do you have bite scars on your penis, Mr. President!?
Show us your penis, Mr. President!
The only time someone asks to see his penis is for court proceedings.
Times certainly have changed, he used to get asked to see his penis after promising to pay someone but now they all know you need to get the cash from him first.
MAGA: Quiet, Piggy! Trump was appointed by God to lead this country!
God: Bite his dick off!
This got a good laugh out of me
Question:
How can a person who has these type of documents and accusations about them ever be allowed to run for any type of political position? Let alone become the president of a country (twice)?But you don’t understand, the only other choice we had was a lady…
It’s because legally, having a criminal record doesn’t disqualify you from running. There isnt anything preventing this. Most likely its to help prevent a minor mishap from long ago condemning your future abilities (otherwise, you’d have all sorts of small charges against every politician to destroy their career. It would make the worst blackmail material).
Now, morally why did enough people vote for him anyway is a whole different issue that I don’t have an answer for.
It’s also so that someone can’t weaponize law enforcement on their political opponents. So let’s say you’re president. You come after me on a bogus charge. I’ve now got a record. I can no longer run against you.
Morally, I agree entirely.
I know loads of adults with no “minor mishaps.” It’s not just normal to have a criminal record, they had no reason to do that. They just assumed no one was dumb enough to vote for criminals
Sure but that is easily fixed by making certain crimes bar you from running for example, being a pedo
even if you are imprisoned. there was this discussion that trump could serve as president from a jail cell.
Good portion of people don’t give a shit.
I’ve spend the past three years trying to get people to investigate the sexual and physical abuse of children in Oklahoma, including some child trafficking. No one cares or wants to do anything about it. More people than we want to admit are okay with children being raped and abused as long as they are a certain type of child (foster kids usually.)
A considerable amount of the American general public is criminally ignorant, willfully terrible, or both.
Because they were kept secret by his accomplice.
Serial child rapist and murderer Donald just killed over 150 Iranian girls to distract us.
(The girl is based not trump in case that’s not obvious)
While I fully support justified defensive violence against dick biters, I’d appreciate even more Trump using this defense in a trial over the incident.
His personal Vietnam.
His, Mein Kampf
I didn’t know one could get a spur on that bone.
It got stuck between her teeth.
Given what we know about his proclivities, more likely her braces.
I knew I shouldn’t have clicked that…
NSFL
That’s how he knows Elon, the botched penis club.
This woman sounds like she has extremely good judgement. Maybe she should be president.
Let’s be fair, 95% of the human population are better suited to be president than that obese stumbling wobbling tub of genital warts.
She would never pay for drinks in my presence, say that much.
I feel like justice might be her thing. Let’s give her Pam Bondi’s spot.
“Have them line up outside my office door!”
Hey now. We don’t elect women with a strong and documented history showing good judgement, ethics or moral character; and instead we try to find problems with them so that we can retroactively justify throwing away a vote and really a country on some no-name no-chance third party gamble. Bonus points if they married or were VP to a -± gasp -± imperfect president already.
It’s just the American way.
My biggest problem with Hillary Clinton’s presidential run is that the DNC put their finger on the scales for her. She did not earn it, she was not owed it. The air of entitlement the entirety of the Democratic leadership showed was shameful, especially for a party named after popular votes.
Look… it’s a ballroom. It’s definitely not a burial site for documents used to mix the concrete.
It’s a very transparent corruption tool. When Trump was elected, he and his ghouls went around with the hat to get “donations” from all of the large companies. Especially the ones in big tech donated huge amounts for what turned out to be a very sad inauguration ceremony. After Trump gifted all of them huge tax benifits and removing restrictions and regulations, the time had come for the hat to go around again. But you can’t just donate directly to the president, then even the dumbest of the dumb would cry foul. So like the shitty landlord Trump has always been he destroyed part of the White House and announced plans for a huge new construction project. This allowed all of the assholes to once again “donate” to this project. A project that has caused a lot of damage to a monument in order to “own the libs” and had raked in millions in donations, but has done little else. All of this money is being pocketed by Trump and his goons.
As with many terrible things, it’s all out in the open and yet America does nothing. Checks and balances indeed.
It’s called “Money Laundering” and the Real Estate Developer version of it is one of the few things that Trump is actually an expert at. Because at his core, he’s a criminal.
Yeah, I don’t… I don’t really want to read that.
I’ll just take this one as a given if that’s ok.
Literal victims being victimized doing more to punish Epstein associates than the US Govt.
I was relieved to see she was interviewed as an adult in 2019. Brave as a girl, brave as a woman.
STOP making Child Rape POLITICAL!
-Republicans!
They don’t call it child rape, they call it sex with women who at the time were underage. Something like that.
For this one, they won’t even call it that. “It can’t be sex without penetration” or something like that.
She should have bit it clean off. Missed opportunity there.
Maybe she did, and that’s why Stormy thinks it looks like a toadstool
I look like whose what??
In fairness to her, his mushroom (according to Stormy Daniels the porn star to whom he paid hush money) dick is a tiny target.
Like trying to grab at a splinter with your fingernails.
Pulling a splinter out with your teeth is probably how they did it before Larry Tweezer invented tweezers
His last name was just Tweeze, common mistake
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This woman needs the congressional metal of honor. She has done more the the entire American government and military against this pos.
“See this, little one? This is your grandma’s dick biting medal.”
“Gather around, little ones, it’s time for great-grandma to tell the story of how she tried to chew off the president’s dick…”
“Aww, this is my favorite Christmas tradition.”
“She won a medal for it, y’know?”
“Of course I do, I’ve been hearing the story since I can remember. It’s evolved a bit over the years. It got pretty gory for a while, but the grown-ups reigned that in. Now we’re lucky if she stays awake for the whole story.”
Metal of honor should be a thing :)
Mettle of Honor. :D
Yes. Will done 👏
